SEAN
Name: Sean, but some call me Velvet
Instrument: Guitar
Major: History
Job After Graduation: N/A
Favorite Jackson: Tito
Favorite Hanson: Zack
Favorite Manson: Marilyn
Favorite Jerry Springer Episode: The one where Denny was abusive to his girlfriend, but as much as Jerry and the audience asked Denny questions, he just sat there and didn't say anything the entire show. Then the girl's new boyfriend tried to beat Denny up, but Denny still just sat there and didn't do anything. Then everyone was really mad at Denny. Later, they found out Denny had died 3 hours before taping.
Favorite Montel Williams Show: When little Joey was like, "My dad's black"
Favorite Carnie Episode: I don't play favorites. They're like children to me.
Favorite Mutual Fund: Anything with a price dividend exceeding the GDP for the fiscal year 1995
Favorite Kennedy Assisination Theory: Boss Hog
Favorite Primate Class: Pongoid
Favorite to Win Tonight's Trifecta at Tampa Jai-Alia: Corky and Larru
Best friends in the world: The Shifters
Best: Jenny
Bestest: Jenny
Beastmaster: Jenny?
Beastiality: Jenny!?!
?: Jenny :)
