Did ya' ever slip and crack your head on a sidewalk Well I did and half my brain slid into the tar I blew my dady's station wagon up Stuck a match in the gas tank He didn't say much He just walked down to the corner bar Did ya' hear the sound Of breakin' glass from the past The time that I got lost Now i'm down with a megaton Like a dog i'm hangin' on Hangin' on i'm hangin' on One night I came home and found out My first born was a five pound tumor I freaked out and drank bleach But all I did was cheke I pulled my veins out To exchange em' for new ones And I chased the mosquito truck To get off on the toxic smoke