R.E.M. - These Days - Miss-heard lyrics

MISHEARD LYRICS

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Song: Chance

"Chance chance chance chance"

heard as Janice Janice Janice Janice. weird.

Song: What's the Frequency, Kenneth?

"You said the irony was the shackles of youth"

mistaken for

You said that ironing was the the shackles of youth - by Tom "vertically challenged" Chilton -

and the next line - "You wore a shirt of violent green, uh hu"

as You wanna shag.... violently, uh hu (!!) and

You are the shark the violetes me, uh hu by someone and also

You wanna shout violent things, uh hu

Song: Country Feedback

"This flower is scorched this film is on, on a maddening loop"

somehow heard as

This flower is scorched this film is on, on a man named Lou

"....self pain, EST, psychics, fuck all"
as self pain, EST, pschics - fuck off!

Song: Bittersweet Me

"I'd sooner chew my leg off.... than be trapped in this" was heard as

I'd sooner shoot my landlord by my brother

Song: E-Bow the Letter

"I wrap my hand in plastic to try to look through it"

misinterpreted as

I wrap my hand in plastic to try to look good by, just about everyone, including me

Song: Maps and Legends

"Maybe he's caught in the legend, maybe he's caught in the mood"

miss-heard as

Maybe he's from the legend, maybe he's from the moon

by me, and my brother as well!

Song: Binky the Doormat

"I laid my welcome mat"

heard as I made my world go mad

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