"Vacation," Ike muttered angrily to himself as he flopped down on the plush sofa. His current bitch fest was over the fact that when the tour had finally ended, his parents had insisted on this family vacation to LA. Like the tour wasn't all one big family vacation? He sighed loudly and kicked off his sneakers as he flipped the television on. He finally settled on 'Buffy: the Vampire Slayer.' "Reruns!" Cursing erupted in a long stream from his mouth before he raised his eyebrows. "Damn, she's hot." He murmured as he slowly drifted off to sleep.
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"So," Faith laughed as Buffy frowned and surveyed the damage to the police car. "Whatcha wanna do?"
Buffy's grin was cheeky, and she flipped her hair over her shoulder. "I told Angel we'd go check out the dead demon guy."
"But?" Faith stopped, and smiled evilly.
*i don't wanna live forever*
"But, that doesn't sound like fun. I'm thinking, road trip?"
Faith raised an eyebrow. "Sounds good to me." The two Slayers dragged the unconscious officers from the car and Faith slipped easily behind the wheel. "Who we bringing? Soul boy?"
"I've got a better idea." Buffy said, already imagining the possibilities. "How about Isaac?"
"Change your mind about the meaning of friendship, B?" Faith started the car and they squealed away, leaving the officers by the roadside.
"We'll see." Buffy said as the car sped toward Isaac's house.
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"Buff?" Isaac rubbed his eyes and looked again. He hadn't expected to see her, especially after today's little adventure in slaying.
"Yeah." She said and stepped inside. He began to shut the door when something stopped it. Faith glided in, a sleek form in black leather and red lipstick and grinned at him. Isaac's eye twitched. "So," Said Buffy, drawing his attention back to her. "You busy?"
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*all i want is a real fast car/ wanna go too fast - i wanna go too far*
"Should I even ask why we're in a police car?" Ike was seated back behind the destroyed cage to the car. The two girls in front merely laughed as Faith's foot pushed down hard on the accelerator. Sunnydale was soon left in their dust.
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*i wanna take a bite of this sweet sweet life/ while the gettin's good and the time right*
"Don't be such a scaredy cat, Ike!" Buffy yelled over the blaring of the radio. "It's no big deal!"
"Umm." Isaac paused and then spoke as if to a child. "We're driving a stolen police car, at 3:30 in the morning, headed God knows where! How can this be no big deal?"
From her position at the wheel, Faith threw her head back and laughed. "You gotta take it as it comes! Relax!"
"Yeah, Ike." Buffy nodded and crawled over into the back seat, carefully avoiding the jagged edges of the wire. "You gotta relax." She had on a sexy face and was nearly in his lap. Suddenly, our hero felt very, uh, unrelaxed. He opened his mouth to protest, but the brushing of her hot breath against his ear quickly shut him up. Her warm mouth fell against his neck as she climbed fully into his lap. His eyes involuntarily closed and he tuned out Faith's loud singing, the worrying, and everything but Buffy's presence. That was until...
"Hey! Getting a little frisky back there? It's going to have to wait, cause we've got company!"
*i wanna fill my cup - i wanna drink it up*
He opened his eyes just as police sirens started to drown out their radio. Buffy was starting to look mildly worried now, and that worried him. But there was no time for that as Faith swerved the car off the road and plowed down some corn, apparently they had reached the hick Ville portion of tonight's adventures. "Out!" Faith cheerfully commanded while throwing herself from the car and wrenching open their back door. Buffy scrambled out and he was quick to follow. The sirens got louder. "C'mon!" Faith's fingers found his own and then Isaac was running, with one Slayer on each side of him. Running faster than he ever had in his life.
The three of them ran until finally Ike could no longer run. It didn't matter because the footsteps behind them had ended quite some time ago, they were relatively safe. He fell to his knees, gasping, and the two Slayers stopped too, each sitting on the ground. Corn was surrounding them on all sides now, and heaven only knew where they were, but neither Faith nor Buffy looked worried.
"Want." Said Faith suddenly, crawling toward Buffy seductively.
"Take." Replied Buffy, smiling largely and rising to her knees.
"Have." They said together and then Isaac's personal wet dreams came true. The two women fell against each other, Faith taking the initiative and quickly stripping Buffy of her tight shirt. Isaac watched in amazement as the two continued kissing and undressing one another. This was something you didn't see everyday. Of course, there was always Penthouse, but Slayers? He didn't think so. In spite of himself, he was getting turned on.
Buffy pulled back and allowed Faith to continue undressing her. But she smiled and beckoned to him. "Care to join?" Before Ike could thank God and scream that yes, yes he did, a bright light darted through the corn.
"That them, Jim? Oh man, look at that!" Buffy and Faith were on their feet in an instant, dragging their clothes back on and pausing for a quick nip at each other's lips. Then they pulled him up, and the three were running again.
*i don't wanna live forever/ i just wanna go for broke/ gonna ride thru any kind of weather/ go out in cloud of smoke/ i don't wanna live - don't wanna live forever/ don't wanna live - don't wanna live forever*
Once again they ran until Ike's insides hurt, but the girls seemed to be enjoying this. For the life of him, he could not understand how Faith could run, talk, and laugh like a mad woman all at the same time. "Isn't this great?" She shouted, as their paths were illuminated by the police chasing them. Great was not exactly a word Isaac would have used to describe this.
"Yeah!" Buffy shouted back, grinning wildly.
*all i need is a good excuse/ you can cut my reins and turn me loose/ i'm gonna pull my weight/ i'm gonna push my luck/ i gonna go down fightin when my time is up/ you know i don't care - i'm gonna get my share*
"Hello!" Isaac yelled up at them. "Can't breathe!" The girls slowed a little and Buffy reached back to grab his hand. And so he kept running, until they were on a main road again. The thought that they had gone full circle was not appealing. The beams behind them had stopped. But that didn't mean they were safe.
"Hey, a motel!" Faith shrieked and took off in a run toward it. Ike's feet felt made of lead and so he walked, and Buffy fell into step beside him.
"So hey," He said and she glanced at him in interest. "What's the deal with you and Faith?"
She shrugged but her eyes betrayed her, with the glint. "It's a Slayer thing."
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*i don't wanna live forever/ i just wanna go for broke*
The motel room was nice, but it contained only one bed. He raised his brows just thinking of the possibilities. But apparently, the girls were a step ahead of him.
"Hey, Isaac." Faith called and he turned to observe her eagerly stripping. "You've got the middle." After years of virginity, he was finally being rewarded.
*i wanna fill my cup - i wanna drink it up/ ya - i don't care i'm wanna get my share*
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"Mmm, Faith!" Isaac tossed and licked his lips eagerly. His hair stuck out in all directions, testifying to his uh, exciting naptime life.
Zac giggled loudly, while Taylor made frantic shushing motions with his hands.
"Do you want him to wake up?" The middle brother hissed. Zac shut up and nodded obediently.
"Right there, mmm." Isaac moaned and squeezed his pillow tighter against his chest. Zac couldn't help it. He let out the laughter he had been hiding. This time Taylor joined in.
"Oh, God. Damn, Zac, this is just too good." Taylor tried to stop laughing and failed. Isaac moaned something incomprehensible in his sleep and rammed his hips against the couch.
"Tay." Said Zac, turning red from the exertion of not laughing. "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
Taylor grinned evilly, and slowly nodded. "The video camera is on the top shelf of the hall closet."
Disclaimer: The characters do not belong to me, they belong to Joss Whedon and all his little friends. Only the story is mine. The song ain't mine either, unfortunately I forgot who it actually belongs to... If you know, mail me.