Pickles... there are 3 major types: 
1.Clausen... these are fresh, delicious, crunch, and zesty ( like that word... zesty)
2.Cooked Pickles... these are soft, mushy and downright... discusting.
3.Deli Pickles... these are soft, mushy, old, smelly, and taste like old shoes... (not that i have tasted old shoes... you get the point...)
