Random Mail

Here is some random email I have received from various people at various times. Note that these are all cut and paste, (except for profanity and extreme grammar errors) exactly like I received it.


Here is one of my first ones:
Well you know what I think, I think you suck!!!!!! You suck the big one! I can't belive they let you out of the cage!!! Why don't you go bite trucks like the animal you are!!!!! If you want to reply to this letter of truth the click me you butt Bye!!!!!!!!!!!

This one is one of my favs:
I read in a magazine about what's hot and what's not. And just to tell you hanson haters were at the bottom witch means YOU SUCK!!!!!! YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!! I sence just a tad bit of jealousy.

This is my reply:
Oooo. Took that one to the heart. And where was this poll done? Up your a--? I thought so!


Oh man. This one hurt: (????)
u suck


Courtesy of Jacks Family Restaurant (a restaurant of Hanson fans? Man, must be a White Castle!)
HANSON RULES You mother f--kers don't know anything. You probably can't figure out how to p--s out of your d--k (if you have one) -A GOOD HANSON FAN!)


Man. PMS!!!! This one is funny! Oh yeah, and if you're reading this, Beth, Queen of B--ches, don't mock the Lord. He'll send you to Hell:
Now look here Sam!! You may hate the music, but at least I'm not saying crap about religion!! Hanson has nothin' to do with 'the lord'!! And Manson is soooooooooooooooooooo crappy!!! Now don't tell lies about pic's either. You should change it now if you know what's good for you!! And I visited your CRA PPY page by mistake (like everyone else who visites your page!). And besides, writing a letter is how you express how you feel witch you obviosly over-do when you do it!!!! If your dumb enough to write back you have a ot of explaining to do. And I bet you can't do what I did to the text your such a a--. You are a f--ken b--tard with a crappy name!!!! I hope you have fun with your ugly Manson music, scince it seems the only thing you have. Like I said in my last letter: Who let you out of the cage!!! I doubt you even have a true friend. And expecialy a good taste in music!!! Manson! How lame and dumb can you get!! Pathetic!! But then you are pathetic!! Wow! A perfect match!! I can name 100 bands better than Manson. One is (of course) Hanson!!! Why don't you run away, so you can grow ^ ' ' Translation (incase your real dumb and full of sh-tt) That means grow up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bye!!!!!!!!! A-- wipe!!


Art thou Hypocrite! Compeletely true! I swear! Correct grammar in parenthesis :
You no (know) whatt (what)? I thinck (think) you suk (suck) the haed (hard) on (one)! Akk (all?) of you Hansin (Hanson) Hatres (haters) keep on sayinh (saying) how lissining (listening) to Hasnom (Hanson) makes us stopid (stupid). Kknot (not) all Hansun (Hanson) fans ar (are) stupid, I hop (hope) you no (know) ! Well, you sukc (suck)! You misspeled (misspelled) HATERS! You speled (spelled) it Hatrez (Haterz, he doesn't even get that right???)!! You byte (bite)!1


This one is my favorite. By far. I swear to you this is completely true. Honest:
Don't you have anything better to do with yourself? We all love hanson but we don't spend all day thinking about them. Take a break. Get some fresh air. Put on MMMBop. Touch yourself. You are soooo sweet dude.


HaNSoN HaTErZ