#3: Was on radio stations: 103.5, 96.9, 1700 (am), 101.1, 88.7, 96.3, 102.7, and 97.1. (all fm Detroit, unless otherwise specified...)
#4: Was on a Canadian tv show.
#5: Was nominated for funniest Webpage on the Net.
#6: Featured on MANY other Hanson Haters Webpages.
#7: Reached 20,000 hits on November 11th, 1997.
I am Mighty-Sam. And I am here with my friend Anti-Country. We, after many hours, have decided that
HANSON
will, in fact, become
Now, lets just compare. You know what Marilyn Manson's band does together. Well, you can't see it in that Hanson picture above, but Zac isn't in it, and Isaac and Taylor are both looking down. Implies something, eh! Zac just has his work cut out for him, doesn't he!!! Hanson. Manson. They rhyme. Thats a dead giveaway. Ummmm, they both wear huge amounts of make up. Especially lipstick. Marilyn Manson has scars all over his body. Hanson will have scars if they ever go into a real city, instead of the farm out in Oklahoma.... So just think about it... Marilyn Hanson is about to pop up when you least expect it....
"...Apparently, Hanson's parents are expecting another child! You here about this? Yeah, apparently this one is going to play bass..." -Jay Leno, The Tonight Show Monologue
"...Number six... No, you little girls aren't allowed back here. Oh, sorry Hanson!..."
David Letterman- The Late Show's Top 10
"It's a fag song. It's so gay!" -Howard Stern reffering to Mmmbop.
"...And another thing, Hanson blows!!" -Donald Trump in an MTV commercial.
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