Yes, this is Janitor of Love's "Super Secret Page".  You found it (like it was hard!!!).  Pat yourself on the back.  Give yourself a cookie.  Don't give me a cookie.  I don't like cookies.  Actually, I like those girl scout cookies with the fudge stripes and the hole in the center.  I can't remember what they're called...they changed the name recently.

Sorry about that.  I guess I'll talk about the secret page some more.  As you have probably guessed, nothing's here.  Sorry about that.  For the longest time, this secret page didn't exist.  Now it exists in a very small, inconsequential fashion.  Someday this page will inform you about kool Janitor of Love stuff, give you a dirty, gossipy look into JOL's lives, and solve all the mysteries of life.  No, really...I'm not kidding.

Janitor of Love is the daily breakfast...a daily breakfast of noisy guitars, boyish vocals, bad haircuts, rowdy surf music, ear-splitting feedback, coffee breath, and indie-rock imitations.  Just remember:  with a name like Janitor of Love, they have to be good.

Stay tuned for more.  Stay tuned for more.  Stay tuned for more. Stay tuned for more.  Stay tuned for more.

Thanks and much love,

Mike Wallace (CBS Evening News, Manager of Rock and Roll band:  Janitor of Love)