TITLE: Big Fat Raspberry
AUTHOR: Small Woodinat Creature
RATING: NC-17 Slash. If you are underage, go 'way. If you don't like the
idea of pretty boys doing messy things, I weep for thee.
SUMMARY: Xander cheers Giles up.
SPOILERS: "Anne"
ARCHIVING: Anywhere and everywhere.
OBLIGATORY DISCLAIMER: All things Buffy belong to Joss and Co. I'm
not making any money off of this. No copyright infringements intended.
Please don't sue me, I am merely a PWP artist.
NOTE: This is part of a series of slash stories that will be based on some
Giles/Xander shippy moments from Season Three. This one's based off of
"Anne" (duh). "Necessary Discipline" is based off of "Dead Man's Party".
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"Hey Giles!"

Giles turned to see Xander walking into the library. The teenager paused,
and gazed into his lover's eyes. "I guess you didn't find Buffy, huh?"

The Watcher shook his head, smiling sadly.

"Well, come to my house tonight. The 'rents are away and I have a
surprise for ya."

Giles' smile turned into a cute leer. "Oh, do you now?"

Xander leered back. "Tonight."

Giles stood on the doorstep, fidgeting slightly. Although he had been
sleeping with Xander for months, he still didn't trust his lover's
"surprises".
Xander opened the door, wearing nothing but red boxers. He walked in,
grabbing and kissing his half naked lover passionately.

Xander broke the kiss, coming up for air. "Go up to my room and get
naked. I'll be up in a minute."

Giles obeyed, albeit a bit reluctantly. He sat down on Xander's bed, idly
gazing around the room while waiting for his lover. It always amazed him
how much crap Xander had in his room. For example, the bust of Elvis.
What person under the age of 30 liked Elvis? Or even knew who he was?
Or the box of Rogaine. If Xander needed that, then Giles really didn't know
him well. He speculated about what Xander planned for the evening.
They already played the Vampire Slayer and the Big British Stake game,
and the Eskimo and the Seal Hunter game.

The door opened, revealing Xander and his Horny Pervert Smile. Giles
smiled back, revealing his own bad self. Xander held out a bowl filled
with a red, goopy concoction.

"What's that?" asked Giles.

"Raspberries. Well, raspberries mixed with some raspberry preserves and
a bit of syrup."

"But then it's just a big, fat raspberry and you feel bad."

Xander leered. "Well, we just need to use the raspberries to feel good."

Giles laid back on the bed while Xander smeared the raspberries over his
body. Within seconds he was covered in red, gooey, raspberries.

Xander whipped off his shorts, revealing his Large Wisecracking American
Cock (tm). Giles' Big British Cock (tm) twitched in response. He felt
Xander's tongue tickling his upper lip, and then his lower. Giles wound
his fingers in his lover's hair, crushing his lips in a deep kiss. If Xander
had tonsillitis, Giles would know. Xander broke the kiss to give long,
loving licks to Giles' chin, neck, adam's apple, and collar bone. Giles
arched backwards to meet his lover's mouth.

Giles began to slowly writhe as Xander's lips and tongue tortured his
nipples. He thrust his raspberry-covered hard cock into Xander's chest,
hoping that the young man would move his mouth a lot lower. He
stopped thrusting when he heard Xander giggle.

"What is it, Xander?"

"Sorry, babe. Just the chest hairs tickling me."

"Ah. I see."

Xander's tongue drew a heart over Giles' left nipple, and then moved to
explore his belly button. When he removed every berry bit from there, he
finally licked down to the tip of Giles' cock. He pulled back the foreskin,
licking every inch of exposed skin. Giles would have to wash very
meticulously later, or he'd be finding berry seeds in there for weeks
afterwards. Xander drew his tongue over the slit, tasting the combination
of sweet berries and bitter cum, and drew the entire length of the Big British
Cock (tm) into his mouth.

With a buck of the hips, Giles came, and Xander gulped quickly. He laid
back, running his fingers through Xander's soft dark hair. Xander looked
up, giving Giles a wide smile.

He had raspberry seeds in his teeth.

Giles laughed his ass off.

THE END