One day, *N Sync was walking back to their hotel rooms when Chris found a note on his bed.  It said "Ha ha.  We took your dog, loser.  -The BSB".  Chris started to cry and Justin assured him that they would get his dog back.  Then the phone rang.  Justin answered the phone.  It turned out to be Nick, from the BSB.
    "We have your mutt, you wanna-be pimp."  Nick said devilishly.
    "Yo.  What da dilly, yo?  What da ya want from us?"  Justin said.
    "We want you to resign."  Nick answered.
    Lance then picked up the phone and began to speak.  "I, as the businessman of the boyband *N Sync, want you to give back
        Christopher's dog."  Lance said.
    "I don't see that happening, pretty boy."  Nick said.
    "My, my, you certainly aren't an easy person to negotiate with."  Lance said.
    "Yeah, well, I'm a Backstreet Boy."  Nick said.
    "Yeah, we know that."  Lance said.
    "I'll make a deal with you.  If Justin quits *N Sync, then I will give back your precious puppy.  Justin is stealing all of my fame."
        Nick said.
    "I dunno, we'll see."  Lance said.   Lance hung up the phone.
    "What does he want?"  Chris asked.
    "He wants Justin out of *N Sync."  Lance said.
    "Well, we can't do that."  Chris said.
    "I say, one night, when the BSB's are out touring, and we are in the same city, we sneak on their tourbus and take Busta back
        home."  Joey said.
    Everyone gives Joey a weird look for coming up with such a smart suggestion.
    "Wow, Joey!  That's a good plan!  Where did it come from?"  JC asked.
    "I dunno.  It just sorta came out of my mouth."  Joey said.

Posters were up all over the country with Busta's picture on it.  Chris was willing to reward the finder of his dog $25,000.  On *N Sync websites everywhere, there was an announcement that Busta was missing.  Everyone was really mad at the BSB.  Even the BSB fans.  But no one could find that friggin' dog.  *N Sync had been making their moves and had it exactly planned how they were going to get Busta back.  They studied their map one more time before getting ready to sneak on the BSB's tour bus.

They arrived on the bus.  The heard a noise.  They went to investigate where the noise was coming from.  They find the cause of the noise.  They see Britney Spears guarding the dog with her plastic power.
    "Wassup, beotch?  What you be doin' wit Chris's dog, yo?"  Justin inquired.
    "Oh, Justin, it's like, you!  I, like, love you and stuff!  Make love to me, like, NOW!"  Britney said.
    Justin agrees to make love to Britney, just so he can get Busta back.  He is just SO brave.

During their lovemaking, Nick walks in and hears the moaning.  Nick gets really pissed and tries breaking up the shindig.
    "Hey, what do you think you're doing, Britney?  Hey, where's Busta?  HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"  Nick is attacked from behind
        by Chris.  Nick is knocked out for a few.  During those few minutes, Joey tries to grab Busta, but he keeps slipping out of his
        hands.  BUsta goes and poops in Nick's hair.
    "YEAH!  That's my dog!"  Chris cheered.
    "Busta, COME BACK!!"  Joey said.
Busta runs toward the door, where he is greeted by...Brian, AJ, Howie and Kevin.  Busta starts running all over the bus, trying to escape everyone.  He finally gets caught by AJ.  He finally escapes out of AJ's hands.  Busta growls at AJ, then bites his nuts.
    "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"  AJ cringes in pain.
Chris cheers on Busta.  Busta finally runs into Joey.  And just when Joey is trying to grab him, Busta escapes through his legs.  Busta runs into the bedroom, where Justin and Britney are still doing it.  Everyone follows Busta, and is then sickened by the sight that they just saw.
    "Yeah, um, get off me, you f**king beotch."  Justin says.
    "Hey, look at Busta!  I think he's in shock!"  Lance said.  The poor dog wouldn't move.  The grotesque scene he just saw put
        Busta in shock.  Brian took hold of the dog.
    "He's mine now!"  He grinned.
Lance uppercutted him with all his might.  The dog flew out of his hands while Brian fell to the ground.  Chris grabbed Busta, and all of the guys from *N Sync ran out the door (including Justin, in his boxers).  They rush Busta to the animal hospital.
    "So, um"  JC whispered as they were on their way.  "Was it good?"
    Justin gives JC a weird look.  "Let me tell ya, she wuz bad in bed, brace youself, foo!"
They arrive at the animal hospital.  Busta is put in critical condition, but the doctors assure Chris that he will be allright.  Fifteen minutes later, Britney arrives and delivers a message to *N Sync.  They all apologized, even Nick, for the mishap.  They also agreed to pay for the bill, and everyone lived happily everafter.

An hour later, Justin and Britney were found in the bathroom "doin' it".

We stole this off of one of our e-groups, and we don't remember who wrote it.  It amused us, though, so we just had to post it.  If you are the author (or know the author), please let us know--we'd love to give you credit!

Subject: Happy To Meet You!  Give Me A Damn Walk!
From: busta@woof.co.uk

Message:
    Hey!  It's me, Busta!  I'm the *N Sync dog!  I was talking to someone yesterday, right after I licked Joey's feet, and I
    was told that you all were nice.  Will you feed me then?  If you have a pretty leash, email me back.  But don't tell
    anyone it's me.  I have a VERY high profile, and I want to keep my email a secret.  Don't tell Chris I'm using his
    computer again, either.  Last time he found out, he didn't talk to me for a month.

No, we didn't write this.  Someone else sure took the time to, though.  This really is an email that we received from one of our e-groups.  It was just too cute to pass up.  No commentary really needed.

JUSTIN!  WE FOUND YOUR PANTS!  COME AND GET 'EM!  Now how about a reward...

Dateline: *N Sync concert, Pennsylvania, USA, 1998

Last year, a tragedy occurred on the *N Sync tour bus.  Security will never be the same.  A vandal crept onto the *N Sync tour bus and rifled through the men's belongings until they found their target.  Justin Timberlake's black velvet pants.  Until now, the case has gone unsolved, but recently new developments have occurred.  We found this email where the thief confesses to this crime.  Arrest her for stealing, grammar, punctuation and spelling.  For shame...

Ok.  How do these look "black and shiney" "valvet" (spell check, people.  It's a great new invention!) pants "look really good" on her.  THIS IS WRONG!  She stole someone's pants!  Does anyone else have a problem with this?  They are nasty, sweaty pants that Justy was dancing in all night long in front of bright, hot lights. Eww!

Have you ever wanted to chat with your favorite *N Syncer?  Or have you ever wondered what their screen name is?  Now you can find out.  Join an e-group today, and as a bonus to all of the wonderful emails that you will get that will max out your Hotmail account, you can get the screen names for the popular teen group, *N SYNC!  Join today!

Once again, Justin and those four other guys (aka *N Sync).  Sure.  First, the guys from *N Sync (and the BSB for that matter) have so much free time on their hands that they just have to surf the web looking at sites about them, and of course, chatting about how wonderful they are.  Mmm-hum.  Sure.  They don't want to spend their free time doing other things.  Not shopping.  Not playing basketball.  Not playing Nintendo.  Not spending time with friends and family.  Not sleeping.  So forward, forward forward, people!

By the way...we already know Justy's email and screen name.  DA_MAN_DA_MYTH_DA_LEGEND@aol.com