The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe:
Diamonds Are Forever
Sprinkles and Sunshine look at the guys and sigh, but who wouldn't?
These are ten beautiful, talented men. But after a closer examination we
recoiled in horror. It is a bitter shame. Sunshine and Sprinkles can accept
the fact the are wardrobe impaired. Being a fashion victim is relatively
forgivable, especially when you don't pick out your own clothing. Sunshine
and Sprinkles conviently blame the fashion woes on their wardrobe stylist.
However, they have committed the ultimate sin in the world of fashion and
good taste: their jewelry. This is the greatest of all fashion sin, because
not only did they pick out the gaudy jewelry but they also spent large
sums of money on the tacky bauble, then proudly wear it. You see, Diamonds
are Forever. And in this case, it is quite unfortunate. Let, examine the
issue a little further…
Justin Timberlake: Offender in the First Degree
Joey Fatone, Jr.: The Superman of Gaudy Jewels
Chris Kirkpatrick: the Prankster, Please Tell Us This
Necklace is A Joke
