Multiplicity...The Many Lives Of JC Spazaz

Multiplicity
The Many Lives Of JC Spazez

Unfortunately for our dear JC Spazez, he's first. Sorry, buddy. Someone had to go first. Sucks to be you.

JC Spazez, hmm...we're thinkin' he might have a few secret career ambitions. And folks, they are wrong, no two ways about it. It's a cruel, cruel world JC, and Sunshine and I are just adding to it (*not to mention your wardrobe, but opps, we just did!*).

Goin' huntin', JC? Somehow, we're not sure Fubu would agree...	Where's his ball and chain? After all, he's apparently just been released from prison. "Career Offender", perhaps?
Mr. Canadian Mountie, where's your trusty steed? Let's remember, 'Giddy Up' is not* about a horse...* (thank you, Lance Bass)	"Paging Dr. Spazez to surgery... Paging Dr. Spazez to surgery..."
What's the probability that JC's shirt is 100% polyester? 100%	Always "*N Touch" with his community, JC volunteers as a crossing guard

And, for this photographic atrocity, we're just plain speechless...