The 1999 Totally Sexy Queen Awards!
Welcome to the on-line ceremony! *smattering of applause* Tonight we are going to be presenting awards concerning Queen and Queen-related subjects. You, yourself can vote for these catogories if you please. Have fun and enjoy the night! *even more smattering of appluase*. (NB: These aren't nessiserially [!] the best of these catorories, but they certainly are the sexiest. If you don't like that, you can go listen to Pantera.)
Categories
This is handed out to the sexiest concert of Queen's career. This award is based on the repertoire of the concert, Brian's solos and of course, Freddie costume.
Sexiest Live Performance From Each Member of the Band
This award is accounting the live talents of each member of the band.
Sexiest Solo From Each Member of the Band
As we know, Queen has hand numerous instrumental solos throughout their songs. Now we chart which ones are best!
Sexiest Solo Effort in An Album
If you listen hard enough on Queen albums, we can find outstanding works from a special single member of the group which they have especially exelled themselves especially for the album. Here we award them!
Nuff said.
A hard and tiring category for all Queen fans, but I have managed to pick out the sexiest list of them ALL.
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Sexiest Concert Song Which Made The Biggest Impact
Sexiest Unpredicitable Thing That has Happened in a Concert
1. Hyde Park, London, 18th September 1976
2. Hammersmith Odeon, London, 24th Decemeber 1975
3. Earls Court, London, 7th June 1977
4. Rainbow Theatre, London, September, 1974
5. The Marquee, London, 1972
Well, what have we to say? These are definetly the sexiest concerts Queen have performed. You may have noticed a pattern that all of these concerts are in the 70's. I'm not biest to any 80's concerts, but I find the concerts are more enjoyable when the group were amateurs, they didn't have as much pressure on them as they did at let's say. . . Knebworth or something. Hyde Park was a major highlight in Queen's career, and I think Freddie looks blissfully cute *ssssh* in that white leotard, when he says "Good evening everybody! Welcome to the picnic by the Serpentine!". The Hammersmith Odeon concert it SO FANTASTIC!! I was lucky enough to get a bootleg of it myself, and it is truely brilliant. Earls Court is a gorgeous concert. Doesn't everyone's heart melt when he sings "You Take My Breath Away"? The Rainbow is a pretty sexy show. Through the repertoire could have been inproved. If you're lucky enough to have the video, what the start very carefully when Freddie's going on stage. Totally lush. The Marquee is a totally cool gig. If you have "As It Began" look at the pics of the concert in the middle. Totally cool.
Sexiest Live Performance From Each Member of the Band
Freddie
Live Aid, 13 July, 1985
Brian
Nep Stadium, Budapest, 1986
Roger
Entire South America Tour, 1981
John
Tokyo, April, 1985
Sexiest Solo From Each Member of the Band
Freddie
You Take My Breath Away
My Melancholy Blues
Brian
Brighton Rock
The Invisible Man
Roger
Dragon Attack
Get Down, Make Love
John
Dragon Attack
Another One BItes The Dust
Sexiest Solo Effort For An Album
1. Freddie for Made In Heaven
2. Brian for The Miracle
3. Roger for The Game
4. John for Sheer Heart Attack
Good on ya guys! Freddie really did well for Made In Heaven,. Brian excelled his Red Special playing on The Miracle. Roger somehow made The Game his album (I don't know why). And Sheer Heart Attack was the first 'bonded' album of Queen and John. Good on ya John. Did you know he did all the guitars on Misfire? There was something like 40 guitar overlaps in that song. Wow.
1. A Night At The Opera
2. Queen I
3. Queen II
4. News Of The World
Well, well, well. Not so shocking, huh? Well, we saw NATO in the rankings and it's pulled the votes. The album doesn't nessiseraly have the best songs, but it has the sexiest potential. Queen I is different. I love every single song from that album, and it is the sexiest all round, though ppl don't regard it as one. Queen II is a fantastic album, as you know, it's over-the-top, dramatic and simply breathtaking. Not many ppl like News of the World, they thought that was the era when Queen softened up, but think of it, Sheer Heart Attack? It's Late? My Melancholy Blues? This is a winner. Other albums I considered were Innuendo and A Day At The Races, but Innuendo isn't a really sexy album. More a melancholy-sob about Freddie- album. I don't incorparate sex with dying.
1. The Prophet Song
2. Get Down Make Love
3. Son And Daughter
4. White Man
5. Liar
6. White Queen
7. Stone Cold Crazy
8. Death On Two Legs
9. Flick Of The Wrist
10. Keep Yourself Alive
Picky! Picky! Picky! It is so very hard picking the sexiest Queen song because they are all so wicked! The Prophet Song is probably my all time favourite Queen song. It just is sexy. There's nothing really sexy about Noah's Arch. I've been into Get Down, Make Love for a while now, and it really fits this catogory. I just realised how effective Roger's drumming is in this song once I brought Live Killers. Son and Daughter is a majorly cool song. It's one I usually have a fantasy to, singing on my neighbours rooftop. White Man should be credited more in Queen convos. This really is a fantastic song, the sheer rawness of it makes it a Queen classic. White Queen is a ballad which I'd like at my funeral. It conveys the way I feel about myself. Look at the lyrics carefully. Stone Cold Crazy is a song to go off at. Played best at the Rainbow gig. Totally cool. Death On Two Legs has always been a favourite of mine. Just the thought of revenge in a song is so very very sweet. Flick Of The Wrist is another song that isn't well credited, the reason i think is guys don't like it because it mentions about us girls favourite activity, castrating. How very funny. And last of all, the track Keep Yourself Alive. After hearing it on ALL my vids and on Queen I fifty thousand times, it still keeps rocking away.
1. Liar
2. I'm Going Slightly Mad
3. Bohemian Rhapsody
4. Innuendo
5. It's A Hard Life
6. The Show Must Go On
7. Somebody To Love
8. I Want To Break Free
9. Keep Yourself Alive
10. The Miracle
LIAR! LIAR! LIAR! ! ! ! ! There is absolutely no way in the world that this isn't the sexiest video. I mean come on! That black and white suit is SO COOL ! ! ! His hair is simply gorgeous and it's such a fantastic vid! I'm Going Slighty Mad is a very unusual video for me to pic because I myself am a 70's girl. But the video is pretty cool. I sometimes get so sad watching it because he was so thin. My favourite bit in the video was when he had that big feather clouck and he flew it up in the air and said "And there you have it." Majorly cool. Bohemian Rhapsody is a simply lush clip. His hair and his legs are a spesh combo. Innuendo is a bold video clip which i love. The music and video go hand in hand. It's A Hard Life is a great video. Whenever I watch it I tell everyone around me that the group used to call Freddie a lobster in that costume *smile*. The Show Must Go On is fantastic. It makes me proud to be a Queen fan. Somebody To Love is a good video, not sure about the Hawaiian shirt though. Sexy pics of the Hyde Park concert. I Want To Break Free is so funny. Some ppl think it makes Queen more gay, but it is so funny to see. I don't know what it is, but Roger looks positivily cool!! Keep Yourself Alive was pretty cool. I love Freddie's white jacket in it. His pants are a bit too tight (there) and the purplish bits aren't fantastic. The Miracle is a really cool vid. That teen Freddie is pretty cute.