Hmmm...I was sitting here one day, bored out of my mind (there's not much to do in a nothing town like Phoenix), I started thinkin about younger days.Way younger days. We're goin way back. Like kindergarten. I started thinkin about all those fun kid games we used to play. Naturally, since I think about em all the time, I started wondering if any of our boys played any of those games, namely "Simon Says." So, like usual, I rounded em up for a rousing game, just to see what would happen. Who would be left standing?
Yes that's right folks, it's
Diva Says Here's what happened:
We had all the usuals there, including all da guys from *N Sync, the Backstreet Boys, 98*, and My Left, er, LFO.
I started em off easy, by just telling em the rules. You know, the usual: Only do stuff when I say "Diva sez" before it; Don't do it if I don't; No calling eachother names; No spitting, kicking, punching, or hitting. You know, the usual. Then the fun began.
My first command: "Diva sez stop winking"
Surprise! Howie was out before I even stopped talking. His excuse? "It's a twitch I got when I was dropped on my head as a baby." Aw. Pobrecito. Go sidown.
"Diva sez close yer eyes"
Lance, yer outta there. Everyone knows Lance can't close his peepers.
"Go sit down"
I had to retract that one cuz they all sat down and no one would have won, and that wouldn't be any fun. I refreshed the rules, and we kept playing.
"Read a book"
Alright! None of em got out at this one! Of course, maybe that's cuz none of em understood what a book was. Oh, wait, except Nick who scratched his head curiously. Go sidown, girl scout, I didn't say "Diva sez scratch yer head" did I?
"Diva sez scratch yer head"
Alright boys, now we're on a roll!
After watching them scratch their heads for 10 minutes, finally:
"Diva says stop scratching yer heads"
Poor Devin scratched so hard he had to be rushed the hospital. I shoulda known.
"Diva sez brush yer teeth"
Buh-bye JC.
"Diva sez take off yer hat"
Hasta Drewy poo.
"Diva sez write a song that makes sense"
Rich Cronin and whoever wrote "Spanish Eyes"
Sat down and ate moon pies.
"Talk like a homeboy"
Oh, snaps, J-Dawg had ta bounce.
"Diva sez break up with Jessica Simpson"
Good riddance, Nick.=(
At this point the boyz were tired, whining fer a bathroom break, and desperately needing to take a nap.
"Go ahead and go"
Boy that was easy. Goodbye Jeff, Kevin, and Brad.
To be continued lata.
The tally:
Out: Howie, Lance, Both Nicks, JC, Drew, Rich, J-to-da-D-to-da-O-double-G, Jeff, Kevin, and Brad.
Still In: AJ, Brian, Chris, Joey, and Justin.
Casualties: Devin (only 1 so far!!!)
Coming soon: Duck Duck Goose!
Diva Sez Go Home
Diva Sez Write Her A Letter