These girlies don't qualify as boy bands in any aspect of the phrase (however, we're still pretty unsure about Jessica Simpson...), but they're still easy enough to make fun of to qualify a spot on the page.
Let's start with a little introduction...
Brittney Spears-
Barbie's aren't real and neither are hers...
P.S. I'll pay you to hit her one more time!
Christina Aguilera-
This genie in a bottle feels like she's been locked up tight for a century of lonely nights...I wish!
Mandy Moore-
I know you've heard of Mandy Moore...c'mon, you know...bigger head, smaller body and she would be Christina Aguilera!
Last but not...well, ok, yeah, least:
Jessica Simpson-
She's *sob* dating *sob* Nick *sob* Lacheyyyyyyy. Why? Why? Why can't he like cute, funny girls like you or me? Ok, just me. Excuse me...I need a moment...