Aw, aren't they cute? They're just tryin their darndest not to be a boy band! Yes they are, yes they are! *coochie coochie coo* But, alas, they are from sunny Orlando just like every other self-respecting boy band on the market! Hmmm...since "LFO" goes so nicely with "My Left Toe," lets just think about which toe they would be...yeah yeah yeah, I know it should be "My Left Foot," but that just doesn't sound as good, eh...

Brad Fish-Heady (yeah, I know, he's probably heard that one since grade school, hehe): I think of Fishy as my second toe. My pointer left toe. It's the longest and skinniest one (tsk tsk tsk, stop that) and he's the tallest and skinniest one.
Rich Bor-in : Hmmm...this one's a toughy. I think my middle left toe cause it's the cutest, and it can't write sensible lyrics either! The similarities are uncanny...
Devin Lima-Bean: Even though Devin is the one who most looks like a toe, he's still a tough one to decide. He just closely resembles all of them! I guess my big toe. Cause it's kinda short and fat. What's that? Devin's all muscle? Yeah, so's my big toe...