"J- Dawg" Timberlake-
This blue-eyed homeboy was hesitant at first to jump out, but a swift kick in the pants, followed by a surprised, "Diva girrrl, how you gonna play me like dat?" and J-Dawg was on his way. He was swimmin pretty good at first but soon the gaggle of teenyboppers permanently surrounding him dragged him down. Aw! Pobrecito!
The Verdict?:SINK

"Mousy" Chasez-
Mousy was a bit more willing to go. He, in fact, took the opportunity to show off and did an almost perfect swan dive. To bad his teeth were so heavy. He went straight to the bottom.
The Verdict?:SINK

"Braids" Kirkpatrick-
Braids was so excited he jumped out before I told him to. He was so eager to copy Mousy's swan dive. A little too eager in fact. His well intended dive ended with a tragic belly flop. I'm not really sure what happened, but when he came back up to the surface, his braids were wrapped around his neck. *tsk tsk tsk*.
The Verdict?:SINK

"Blondie" Bass-
Despite the nickname, Blondie, the only smart one of the group, excepted his fate and quietly jumped out of the copter. Much to my surprise, we had just entered a pool of sharks, and Blondie jumped right in the middle. Unfortunately (for the shark), however, the great whites accidentally looked directly into his eyes and were one by one turned to stone. Ole green eyes escaped unharmed.
The Verdict?:SWIM

"Full Blown" Fatone (don't let the name fool ya... I'd marry him and his bright red hair in a heartbeat)-
Joey, like J-Dawg, hesitated at first to jump. But, after I swore to him that it was actually a giant pool of Jello (blue-raspberry) he was more than willing to take the dive. Upon contact, he realized it really was water, and floated back up, angry. I felt bad, so I went down in the copter and picked him up. We got married and lived happily ever after.=)
The Verdict?:SWAM LIKE A FISH