10. On your Biology report on the Origin of Man, You write down the words to "Adam's Apple"

9. When your girlfriend asks for poetry, you recite the lyrics to "Angel"

8. You lead in a public burning of Cyrindra's book.

7. When you have a daughter, you name her Simoriah.

6. You used to be a dog lover until "Nine Lives" was released.

5. You think Steve wrote "Come Together".

4. Instead of a Picasso, you hang the "Draw The Line" Album Cover on the wall.

3. You go to a redneck bar and request "Fever".

2. The guitar shop guy hangs a "No 'Dream On'" sign when you come in.