MARRIAGE PETITION

PLEASE TAKE A FEW MINUTES OUT OF YOUR SCHEDUAL T0 SIGN THIS PETITION, BY SIGNING THIS PETITION YOU ARE AGREEING THAT TEETH AND GRAMPS HAVE THE RIGHT TO MARRY THE DONNAS. IF YOU ARE A REAL FAN YOU WOULD SIGN THIS FOR MANY REASONS. 1) TEETH N GRAMPS ARE GREAT GUYS AND WOULD TREAT THE DONNAS RIGHT. 2) I WANT YOU TOOOO CUZ I FILLED OUT SOME STUPID REGISTRATION THING TO GET THE PETITION AND NOW IM GUNNNA GET ALLL THIS WORTHLESS JUNKMAIL 3) TEETH N GRAMPS ARE HOT 4) THEY KNOW HOW TO ROCK 5) THEY DONT HAVE WALLET CHAINS NOR WET THE BED 6) ALOT MORE REASONS ... LIKE CUZ WE ARE SOO0OO0OOO # 1 BASICALLY,, SIGN THIS PETITION . IM NOT SURE HOW THE LAW WORKS BUT I THINK IF WE GET ENOUGH SIGNATURES THEN THE DONNNAS WILL BE FORCED TO MARRY US,, I MISSS JERRY SPRINGER BRING HIM BACK,, EVERY PERSON THAT SIGNS THIS IS INVITED TO THE HUGE PALO ALTO WEDDDING.. AND YOU GOTTA BRING HUGE DANZIG RELATED PRESENTS

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