the famous top ten page
the top 10 punk rock bands/groups of all time:
(in no particular order):
 
 
 
1.  THE QUEERS
    hey this should come as no surprise to anyone who knows me at least a little bit.  i don't really have too many punk rock t-shirts (although i should though they're punk rock), but i do have 2 queers shirts that i wear all the time.  they're pretty old and probably have holes in them & stuff, but i don't care cos i like looking dirty.  uh, okay back to the queers, they're ruley.  they're poppy - i mean, really REALLY poppy.  fucking the most catchy band i've ever heard in my life.  they're popular now and coincidentally their new stuff is starting suck bigtime, but some of the old albums like "love songs..." and "grow up" are among my favorite albums, as you will see if you are dumb enough to read further.  they are also great live - very fast shit.  i'd suggest you listen to "suck this" if you wanna hear what they sound like live.  they can be generic i guess, but dammit, these guys came first - all the other pop punk shit imitated this crap okay?
 
another girl (280 kb) from don't back down click here to keep it
this place sucks (live) (108 kb) from suck this click here to keep it
get over you (393 kb) from surf goddess ep click here to keep it
 
 

2.  F.Y.P

    the first time i heard fyp was sometime 2 years ago off of a seven inch or a comp, i don't remember, but i remember thinking to myself "oh shit, please don't let me get into this hardcore crap."  aw well, i guess i'm cursed or something.  i love this band and there's nothing i can do about it.  they are very fast and loud, dorky and brash.  in-your-face punk rock.  they also carry my favorite record label, recess records.  when you first listen to this band, especially the songs off of "dance my dunce" you'll probably get freaked out cos it's almost like hardcore metal or something.  but how wrong you are.  this stuff is completely different, and besides it's way too dorky.  and poppy sometimes too.  i like their lyrics mucho tambien.  it's funny to hear them say fuck you in a sing-a-longy kiddy ditty.  so far, i've never heard a band like them either.
 
 
pledge of allegiance sucks (226 kb) from incomplete crap vol. 1 click here    to keep it
piss on rye (253 kb) from toilet kids bread
hermit (426 kb) from toilet kids bread click here to keep it
shitheel (124 kb) from my man grumpy click here to keep it
glamourettes (264 kb) from incomplete crap vol. 2 click here to keep it
 
 

 3.  THE AUTOMATICS

   this is where i'm not sure about the order.  lemme just say these next bands are probably my favorite bands, but i just love them all the same okay?  well, some better than others, i guess.  aw fuck, i'll figure something along the way.  okay these guys are great.  wimpy fast pop-punk with a twist of sillyness.  they have the shortest songs in the world.  i mean, two seven inches out with 10 songs on each?  that's fucking crazy!  the average song on fucking alternative radio is something like 3-5 minutes long, and these guys provide way more songs in that time period.  they've done more with the three-chord structure than any band.  i mean, these guys write like 20 songs per album.  shit!
 
 
lucky girl (172 kb) from 20 golden greats click here to keep it
will you go out with me? (151 kb) from 20 golden greats click here to keep it
 

4.  THE RAMONES

   okay just how the hell am i supposed to rank this band?  this is supposed to be the greatest band in the world...blah blah blah.  and, you know, i don't wanna completely disagree with that, because i mean, these guys were influential as shit and plus their songs are great.  but i don't want to place them at number 1 just for influence or such.  not to say i don't appreciate this band or whatever, cos i love the ramones -  what the fuck.  i'm placing them at number 4 cos i'm fucking placing them at number 4 alright?  they're good.  they're great.  every poppy-punk band nowadays is basically ripping off the ramones, cos they practically invented the style.  their songs are over 20 years old, but i still love them now.  you've heard all this shit before i'm sure.  it's true.
 
 
let's dance (291 kb) from ramones click here to keep it
commando (291 kb) from ramones mania click here to keep it

5.  GUM

    okay you guys don't know this band, cos they're from korea and they've never put out a demo or a cd or whatever.  but don't let that mean anything cos THESE BADASSES ARE FUCKIGN AWESOME!!!  i tell you, they fucking kick the smurfs' asses, seriously.  these guys rip it up at drug (the happiest place on earth), the famous punk rock club in seoul, korea.  these guys know how to rock.  they're also dorky and although not too fast, they have energy.  they jump and dance and make funny faces while they play and entertain the crowd.  plus they're not considered to be the "best" band at drug, so they haven't been spoiled by sucksess yet (not to say that the "best" band has), but in fact, i get the impression that they like to be at the bottom.  they remind me of a young fyp with lots more poppy songs.  you also get the best billy joe impression by the lead singer.  very worth the price of the plane ticket to korea i assure you.
    hold on!  i have an update.  okay i just found out these guys don't play at drug anymore, cos the owner there is a cuntass and he stinks up shit.  what a fucking dick!  he never likes the great bands (hence he did not like the smurfs).  well, these guys still do play at clubs and everything, i'll just try to find out where.  and if i can get my hands on a cd or whatever with them on, i'll put it up fer sure.

     

6.  SICKO

    well okay i don't listen to this band too much anymore, but that doesn't mean they don't rock.  there was a time i used to play them all the time.  but i've heard their first 3 albums so many times i'm almost sick of them, and their new album just doesn't do anything for me.  what can i say?  more poppy stuff.  almost indie, but don't worry, they keep it true to punk rock.  their latest cd was a little indie for me, though.  on the bright side though that means they're pretty unique and different from most of the other poop you hear.  anyway they're very likable, so chances are if you buy any of their albums you won't flush it down the toilet.
 
a song about a rabbit (323 kb) from you are not the boss of me click here to keep it
indie rock daydream (248 kb) from you are not the boss of me click here to keep it
 

7. SUPERCHARGER/RIP OFFS/INFECTIONS (?)

    okay i'm just adding all these bands into one, because they pretty much sound alike and share a lot of the same band members too.  i just got into the rip offs recently via a bad tape recording because i don't have a record player, and the album is only on vinyl i think.  supercharger i got into very recently, like 3 weeks ago.  this is what i was looking for when i started getting into garagy shit.  i was getting sick of buying garage/rock/psych whatever shit and having to listen to it a few times to get used to it and liking it, cos that's how it is with me.  it takes a few listens for me to appreciate it and get to like it.  but that's fucking annoying sometimes you know?  supercharger was so damn catchy i didn't need to get used to it or any of that shit.  i mean, "goes way out" is fuckign filled to the brim with 3 chord songs.  in fact, there's not a single non-poppy song in the whole album!  rad!  why can't more bands sound like this?  i want rock n roll and punk rock together, but i want it catchy too.  is that so hard to ask???  i don't know what the infections sound like, but i'm guessing it's more of the same.  maybe some garage shit that i'll like too after a couple listens, but as long as they are catchy songs in there i'll be happy.

zodiac (345 kb) from supercharger click here to keep it
 

8.  NE'ER DO WELLS/BRENT'S TV/HI-FIVES/ETC.

    i used to be really into this stuff.  like 2 years ago when i first did this top ten thing, i thought it was the fuckign cream of the crop.  now it's doesn't tickle my fancy as much, but it's still great.  i mean, i fucking grew up to this and learned how to play guitar to this stuff.  it's lots of fun to play along to.  i think the whole deal started with brent's tv in humboldt, california and later they became the ne'er do wells.  somewhere along the line they adopted the name hi-fives, and currently that is what they are known as.  what do these guys sound like?  well, fuckign download the real audios and find out!  they're jingle-jangly.  no guitar distortion here.  kinda like a beatles-ish sound but faster and more "modern" i guess.  that's a pretty stupid description.  like all the other bands i really like, they're poppy as shit, so, yeah, wimpy-alert right?  just shut up and listen.

it begins with you (242 kb) by the hi-fives from and a whole lotta you! click here to keep it
because i love her (248 kb) by brent's tv from hello again click here to keep it
bright lights (366 kb) by brent's tv from hello again click here to keep it
there's this girl (259 kb) by sweet baby from it's a girl! click here to keep it
 
 
9.  OPERATION IVY

    what's the greatest ska/punk band to ever grace my cd player?  of course it's op ivy, and that's cos i barely listen to ska in the first place.  no that's not the reason you silly jackal, it's cos they've got more energy (ooh! a pun!), style, and better songs than anyone else.  i only have one cd by them, but that's enough for me to know they're the greatest.  the muhammed ali of ska/punk.  none of that horn bullshit here neither cos you and i know that stuff is weak.  i'm talking fast ska guitar shit and vocals that hit you.  great lyrics and catchy songs.  often imitated but never repeated, this is what you need.
 
 

10.  SCREECHING WEASEL

    aw shit i can't believe i totally forgot about screeching weasel.  damn, this belongs in like number 5 1/2 or something.  sorry.  if you haven't heard of this band then you've been living in a rock for the last 5 years.  basically the band that started the whole snotty pop-punk lookout thing.  even the queers borrowed from their sound i think.  anyway i like their earlier stuff better, but they continue to release albums that don't suck completely.  at least that's what i've heard.  i don't know what else to say.
 
cindy's on methadone (226 kb) from my brain hurts click here to keep it
99 (356 kb) from how to make enemies and irritate people click here to keep it
 

 

honorable mentions (a few more bands that i like):
 
PROPAGANDHI - i kinda forgot about these guys for maybe a year before they just released that "where quantity is # 1" cd.  it's not a great album, but those various songs that i haven't heard by propagandhi are awesome.  these guys are consistently making great songs, even if they do come by every couple of years.  quality over quantity right?  solid and unique punk rock with a strong anti- government message.  hey no pop-punk here.  fun for every party.
 
 
hate, myth, muscle, etiquette (420 kb) from how to clean everything click here to keep it
utter crap song (226 kb) from where quantity is number 1 click here to keep it
 

THE ASSORTED JELLYBEANS - i just saw these guys live and although they didn't blow me away or anything, it was still lots of fun.  that's what these guys embody.  very much in the vein of operation ivy, this band is ska/punk true to "punk."  more fast ska guitar here with cool vocals and NO HORNS.  oh yeah, this shit is very dancable.  i know the "so-cal" crowd will appreciate this more than anyone else, but i tell you this is different from all that other ska crap.  dammit, even the drummer sings!
 
 

THE SUICIDE MACHINES - another awesome ska/punk band i like.  i don't like much ska, but i do like the suicide machines.  basically a lot of what i just said about the assorted jellybeans can be attributed to these guys.  maybe a few horns here and there, but don't let that stop you.  incredible speed in some of their songs, almost metalish, but in a good way.  this is a major label band, which can bother some people, but to me that only means that the sound quality is fucking perfect.  check them out.
 
 

THE MAKERS - superduper garage kings.  these guys have been around for quite a long time, but of course, im a moron so i haven't noticed them until only a year ago.  the makers sound exactly like what you'd expect, only better.  i've heard quite a few various makers songs, and these guys have something a lot of garage bands don't.  fuck, man, how many other ways can i say "good"?
 
hard times (393 kb) from hunger click here to keep it
live or die (296 kb) from hunger click here to keep it
 

 

the top 20 albums/cd i like:
(in no particular order):

20.  THE DEAD MILKMEN - BIG LIZARD IN MY
    BACKYARD
 

    the first and best album by the dead milkmen is filled with a unique style that separates this band from any other.  real fast and funny punk, but without distortion.  no, it's not like the hi-fives either.  this band is totally different.  not as poppy, or happy, or both.  these guys are a little bit darker than your average group, but their just as fun.  this cd is awesome from start to finish, and you can tell there's something special about it because of all the weird elements tossed in.
 
click here to listen to:  serrated edge  (296 kilobytes)  &  click here to keep it
click here to listen to:  dean's dream  (275 kilobytes)  & click here to keep it
 

19.  SCARED OF CHAKA - HUTCH BROWN
    SAYNGWICH

    damn, i almost forgot about this album.  one of the fucking most fastest bands i know.  the first, maybe, 5 or so songs are super-high speed, then there's kind of a regular-speed one, and then more fast songs.  the band is snotty, loud yet catchy.  still relatively unpopular for some weird-odd reason.  maybe cos they haven't signed onto lookout yet?
    oh yeah, sorry i don't have any sound files for this.  i don't have the album on cd, and i'm too lazy to hook my computer up to the stereo (believe me, if you knew how fucking inconvenient that is, you wouldn't either), but if you wanna listen to them you should go to billy's page at my links page.
 

*TIE* 18.  THE NO-TALENTS - S/T  &  LOLI & THE
    CHONES - P.S. WE HATE YOU

    fuck yea!!!  number 18 and already we have a tie.  damm damm damn!!!!  shit the no-talents and loli & the chones are both awesome!!! i swear you guys are gonna shit in your pants when you hear this.  there's nothing better than girl vocals that make you wanna hide.  the no-talents are from france, and it tells from their vocals.  loli & the chones are good whole-hearted americans and they rock just as hard as their french counterparts.  both of them are straight-up punk rock, and yes, they are both very much alike.
 
no-talents - lovermobile (216 kb)  click here to keep it
              - my boyfriend's a midget (313 kb)  click here to keep it

loli & the chones - high school locker (205 kb)  click here to keep it
                       - radiation (253 kb)  click here to keep it
 

17.  THE DIRTYS - YOU SHOULD BE SINNIN

    one of the garage cds i got into last year.  this is actually a fairly recent album, i don't think these guys have released anything else in terms of cds.  this has got to be the most raunchiest cd i own.  nothing feels better than playing "shanty" so loud it hurts your ears, especially when you're driving by and scaring little kids.  the sound quality is so crusty i hope the real audio just doesn't sound like noise.  anyway the whole cd is packed with action.  i believe this stuff will wake up the dead.
 
shanty (269 kb)  click here to keep it
you belong to me (334 kb)  click here to keep it
 

16.  THE SUICIDE MACHINES - DESTRUCTION BY
    DEFINITION

    yes, this is good shit!  i can't believe at first i wasn't blown by this, but after rediscovering it a few months back i concluded this had to be one of my favorite albums.  there are maybe 7 or 8 awesome songs in this album.  the rest are just good, with the exception of one or two.  i like this because it's ska without being too gay or happy.  and plus the punk parts are super-fast; it's obvious the drummer for this band knows his shit.  their new album "battle hymns" is pretty good too, but this is the suicide machines at their best.
 

hey (404 kb)  click here to keep it
too much (328 kb)  click here to keep it
 

15.  TEEN IDOLS - S/T

    this sure was a surprise.  i bought this album, expecting something like a mediocre, generic, pop-punk.  i was almost right, except that this is incredible.  one good song after another!  of course, there is that period in between song number 7 and 10, but every album has it's duds.  unfortunately, i don't see much of a future for these guys, unless they can keep up the good songs, cos they really do sound generic as butt.
 
porno shop (253 kb)  click here to keep it
lovely day (275 kb)  click here to keep it
 

14.  MINOR THREAT - COMPLETE DISCOGRAPHY

    damn, i can remember the first time i listened to this.  i had just bought it thru mailorder, and when i heard the first song i almost fell out of my seat.  this was the most fucking hardcore & exciting i had ever heard!  the first 14 songs are superloud crust to the max!  the remaining like 11 songs are a bit more relaxed, but more professional songwriting-wise.  is that a good thing?  minor threat makes it good.  buy this just for the spirit of punk.
 
straight edge (118 kb)  click here to keep it
bottled violence (140 kb)  click here to keep it
no reason (307 kb)  click here to keep it
 

13.  LESS THAN JAKE - PEZCORE

    i don't even know why i like this album.  it has everything that i hate: horns, happy ska, and that whole, trendy so-cal feel to it.  yet i love it.  i guess exceptions can be made to every rule.  even if you totally hate that ska shit like i do, but even more, i still suggest you try this album out.  it's surprisingly good, although i can't say the same for much of their other stuff.  aw whatever, they're okay - better than the average ska (or ska/punk) band.  this is lots of fun if you're in the mood.
 
downbeat (334 kb)  click here to keep it
jen doesn't like me anymore (453 kb)  click here to keep it
 

12.  NE'ER DO WELLS/JUDY & THE LOADIES - GIFT
    OF KNOWLEDGE

     probably one of the cds i've listened to the most in my life, gift of knowledge is basically what i learned to play guitar to.  every song is kinda catchy and playable, and although now i hardly ever listen to it, every time i do, i get all weird and stuff cos it reminds me of high school.  that's a good thing, by the way.  the ne'er do wells are great as hi-fives clones (actually it's the other way around), and their songs are very danceable.  kinda like early beatles but a lot more hip, and plus they don't have as many shitty songs.  pretty raw too, none of that polished bullshit here.  this band was way cooler way back then before they became the hi-fives (although the hi-fives aren't too bad themselves).  the ne'er do wells are cool but judy & the loadies are pretty weird.  not for all tastebuds, certainly not mine.  but that didn't stop me or anything - this cd has 34 songs!
 
the gods will smile upon us (350 kb)  click here to keep it
skybolt x-66 (232 kb)  click here to keep it
pinto (269 kb)  click here to keep it
 

11.  SUPERCHARGER - GOES WAY OUT!

    wow what a surprise!  i didn't really expect much from supercharger.  now i feel dumb i didn't get this months before when i saw it in stores.  hey, check this out: EVERY SONG IS A 3-CHORD SONG!  well, kinda.  they aren't 100% 3-chord songs, all of them, because they change ever so often, but all of them have that 3-chord chorus arrangement, meaning maximum catchiness, homie.  lo-fi shit here too.  this sounds like it was recorded off of a walkman or something, the sound quality is way worse than that of the smurfs first demo.  but it rocks, i tell you.  you have to listen to these songs.  later this band became the rip offs, and even later, the infections.  this will knock you on your ass!!  too bad their self-titled is kinda poo...

it's alright (329 kb)  click here to keep it
buzz off (259 kb)  click here to keep it
get out of my house (226 kb)  click here to keep it

*TIE* 10.  SICKO - CHEF BOY RU DUMB & SICKO -
    YOU CAN FEEL THE LOVE IN THIS ROOM

    well whatta ya know, another tie.  sorry, but it was so hard to put one in front of the other, and besides they're by the same fuckign band!  sicko are great, and these are their two best albums, hands down.  the other two are both okay, but not great, although i have to say that the sound quality on "you're not the boss of me" is incredible.  "chef boy ru dumb" is rad because virtually all of its songs are listenable.  they're all good songs.  maybe a little generic to the average ear, but i say that sicko are very different from most other pop-punk bands.  they have sort of an indie feel and that makes their songs a little bit more complicated maybe?  well, just different.  this was kent's strongest influence in his smurfs songs, i'd have to say.  "you can feel the love..." is also great.  it may not be the greatest album as a whole, but some of the songs there are incredible!  the very good and the decent songs average out to an album worth having, if i ever get more money.  unfortunately i don't have that on cd, so i couldn't put any of its songs here.  sorry.
 
 
don't ask don't tell (269 kb)  click here to keep it
the inland empire strikes back (189 kb)  click here to keep it
 

9.  THE QUEERS - MOVE BACK HOME

    yay, the first of three queers albums.  this album is just great, what else can i say?  another one of those quality albums where virtually every song is full-out rad.  everyone complains that it's a bit over-produced, and i can see how that pisses people off, cos it does sound kinda fake.  but it's grown on me, and i like it.  any fan of very catchy pop-punk should drool over this stuff.
 
if you only had a brain (275 kb)  click here to keep it
next stop rehab (323 kb)  click here to keep it
 

8.  THE DONNAS - S/T

    hey yea i know they suck now.  it just boggles me how bad they became.  i mean, with such a fucking GREAT debut full-length how could these gals go so wrong?  anyway don't listen to their new glam-rock bullshit, just buy this cd off of lookout, or copy it from someone, because it is awesome.  these are what the ramones would sound like if they were female.  they have the exact sound!  and with that comes all the great songwriting tricks by the ramones.  listening to this made me think that somehow the donnas had figured out songwriting, like as if they had discovered the art of writing the perfect song.  these lil ditties are absolutely perfect, there's nothing that could improve them.  hear these and try to prove me wrong (woops, one of them is a beach boys song).
 
 
at the drive-in (242 kb)  click here to keep it
let's go mano! (205 kb)  click here to keep it
i'm gonna make him mine (tonight) (404 kb)  click here to keep it
 

7.5.  OPERATION IVY - ENERGY

    uh, oh yeah i kinda forgot about these cats.  yup, these slow, swing-lovin cats.  no waitaminit, operation ivy kicks ass!  i don't know why i forgot about this album, just you know there's a lot of fucking albums here to consider i just lose my head sometimes?  look, if you don't know about this band or have this cd or whatnot you are dumb as hell, cos it's fucking essential!  27 songs of madness and energetic ska/punk the way it's supposed to be.  yeah!  and no horns.  there is nothing better than this ska/punkwise.
 
freeze up (361 kb) click here to keep it
bankshot (242 kb) click here to keep it

 

7.  THE AUTOMATICS - S/T

    damn, this album had some irreperable effect on me, because i think ever since i bought i've been into really fast stuff.  i developed this speed fix that is still within me.  probably the fastest pop-punk band out there that i know of, these guys are also the masters of writing short songs.  and they're dorky.  shit, these guys are fucking perfect.  truly a band i wanna see live sometime.  this album has some of the raddest and most innocent songs out there.  pure kiddy fun.
 
 
don't wanna work (221 kb)  click here to keep it
happier than you (264 kb)  click here to keep it
chewy, chewy (253 kb)  click here to keep it
 

6.  SCREECHING WEASEL - BOOGADA BOOGADA
    BOOGADA

    when i got this cd, i was simply blown away by its amount of songs.  i mean, even now 26 songs is a shitload.  even though a lot of them plain are terrible, there's a distinct style that i definitely liked about them.  this was one of the first snotty pop-punk bands, so naturally i thought this shit was the best thing since the light bulb.  some poppy stuff, some hard stuff, some good, some crap all blended in together.  i dunno what it is exactly, but this album just clicked.
 
love (286 kb)  click here to keep it
nicaragua (151 kb)  click here to keep it
 

5.  RAMONES - ALL THE STUFF (AND MORE) VOL 2

    don't leave home without it.  i practically take this cd everywhere i go, because it makes perfect listening.  i don't have to be in the mood for it, or anything.  it's perfect for any occasion.  i've been listening to this stuff for so long now, and i practically know the songs (especially off of rocket to russia) like my right hand, but dammit, it's just so good.  rocket to russia itself is so incredibly awesome, it's beyond me how these guys pulled it off before i was even born.  road to ruin ain't so bad itself either.  it definitely is a plus to the cd - she's the one is one of my favorite songs by the ramones.  of course, this is where the ramones started going downhill, with songs like needles and pins they show some signs of suckiness.  but that's why the cd format is so cool - i don't even listen to some of the songs, cos the bad tracks are gone with the push of a button.  this is also a lot better than the first volume, although that it in itself is also essential.
 
we're a happy family (388 kb)  click here to keep it
do you wanna dance? (296 kb)  click here to keep it
she's the one (345 kb)  click here to keep it
 

4.  SCREECHING WEASEL - ANTHEM FOR A NEW
    TOMORROW

    although i bought the cd a little late, i remember hearing songs like totally, claire monet, i don't wanna be friends, and i wanna strangle you on tape.  i still have that tape, and it's damn near worn out.  i must've listened to that part a million times!  this was stuff i jammed to when i first picked up a guitar.  the first pop-punk i was introduced to, and i embraced it like crazy.  true, there are shit tracks here just like any other cd, but some of them are so bad they're cool.  this is one the most influential albums in my life.  a screeching weasel fan must get this.
 
i wanna strangle you (162 kb)  click here to keep it
totally (264 kb)  click here to keep it
 
 

3.  THE QUEERS - GROW UP

    this was my number 1 cd two years ago, and ya know, i wasn't too far off.  definitely one of the funnest cds i have, this is simply amazing.  the queers playing true sappy poppunk mixed with a little rock n roll shit.  dammit it sounds so cool.  i was initially put off by its bad sound quality, but now i can't imagine it sounding anything different.  love love love and boobarella are probably my two most favorite queers songs, and they're both on here - back to back!  stay away from the more recent love love love off of don't back down cos that smells donkeynuts compared to this version.  many people may not like this album as much, but believe me this is the fucking shit!  don't listen to the crap other people tell you, just mine baby.
 
love love love (480 kb)  click here to keep it
boobarella (480 kb)  click here to keep it
goodbye california (372 kb)  click here to keep it
 
 

2.  THE QUEERS - LOVE SONGS FOR THE
    RETARDED

    it took me a while to figure it out, but this is the best queers album.  and from the way the queers have been pumping out shittier and shittier albums recently, it will likely always be the best queers album.  love songs for the retarded is one of those albums that come out of nowhere.  this band was completely unheard of before they released love songs.  this album proved to me that no one was as good as making songs sound as good as the queers.  there is nothing catchier than a queers song.  if you don't believe me then you're gonna have to check these songs out.  monster zero is an acquired taste; just play it out loud and you'll get it.
 
fuck the world (377 kb)  click here to keep it
i won't be (334 kb)  click here to keep it
monster zero (350 kb)  click here to keep it
 

1.  F.Y.P - DANCE MY DUNCE

    and finally, number one.  what can i say about dance my dunce...shit, this will fucking blow you the fuck away!  punk rock the way it was supposed to be, not this sappyass pop shit (yeah i know i dig that stuff too).  loud, crazy, and out-of-control.  not intimidating either like those hardcore jock bands cos these guys know how to be dorks.  how else can you justify off-key and off-beat vocals, kiddie lyrics, and xylophones?  i'm serious, when i listen to this, i can't sit still.  when i try to do something i end up tapping my foot or mouthing (yelling) out the vocals.  lemme just say this is not the shit you wanna listen to when you gotta test coming up.  it demands your attention.  their more recent stuff is great as well - i can't figure it out, but i just couldn't fit any of it on here.  however, none of it grabs me as much as this.  this one's number one without a doubt.
 
 boohoo (269 kb)  click here to keep it
vacation bible skool (377 kb)  click here to keep it
knock on wood (296 kb)  click here to keep it
fuck you & a half (183 kb)  click here to keep it
smarter than the average bear (248 kb)  click here to keep it
 

honorable mentions
THE MISFITS - COLLECTION

    i just finally bought this cd recently, so that's why i put it on here.  whoops.  but it's really good.  out of the 20 songs here maybe 13 are good.  not fucking bad at all if you ask me.  and i still get a kick out of glen danzig's jim morrison impression.  one bad note: the sound quality is shit! - soft and muddy as hell.
 
 
bullet (248 kb)  click here to keep it
london dungeon (393 kb)  click here to keep it
 

THE ASSORTED JELLYBEANS - S/T

    shit yes.  i like this very very much.  fast ska with punk stuff and NO horns.  lots of fun too i should add.  they're kind of like a cross between operation ivy and, i hate to say it, the beastie boys.  but let me say that these guys can fucking beat the beastie idiots no problem okay?  this album has lots of energy in it and after one listen you'll see what i mean.

braindead (410 kb) click here to keep it
plain life (367 kb) click here to keep it

 


*i tried as hard as i could to put on the songs that aren't on billy's punk rock sound files page.  the ones i did put that are also on billy's were exceptionally rockin songs, so shut up and don't complain.  so just know that there are a lot of really great songs out there that i didn't list, and i didn't necessarily list the best ones.  yea yea poop crap.   incidentally, that billy's site happens to be the BEST place online to find punk rock songs, no joke.  click here to go there.


NOW THESE FUKN SONGS ARE FIN!!!  SORRY FOR THE DELAY AND THE FUCKUP.  I'LL GET THE REST OF THE SONGS UP SOMETIME IN 1999.  (5/8)
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