SPACE GHOST BIO THE REALM
This is the jump start page to Space Ghost's Realm.
Before you can visit the rest of the Space ghost page you have to learn a little bit about his background.
SPACE GHOST BIO
I'm a superhero. I'm on television. It's the late '60s. I've got my own series (The Space Ghost And Dino Boy),a head full of dreams, and a suitcase full of white leotards.
The show's a hit. Some snapshots: Me and Superman at the Whisky A Go Go. Steering the Phantom Cruiser down Sunset Strip (that's Spider-Man riding sidesaddle). Whirlpool Night with Aquaman and a bevy of earth beauties.
I only work Saturdays.
Then it all changes. One minute I'm holding down a table with Batman and Green Lantern at the Troubadour, the next I'm on the corner of Hollywood and Vine staring dumbly at a copy of Variety. My show is canned.
The '70s are long. Days spent waiting by the phone for calls from Superfriends that never come. Weeks on the auto-show circuit. Shotgun marriage and a bitter divorce. Superman gets a movie deal. I get evicted.
The '80s are the '70s with 40 extra pounds. Producers pull out of my exercise video. Maybe my star will never rise again. But I'm OK with that.
Then comes 1992. A new Cartoon Network. Suddenly, I'm barking into a cell phone and closing deals on a Stairmaster. So what if George Clooney is playing Batman? I've got something no other cartoon superhero has ever had: a burning desire to sing.
This is my time. These are my songs. This is my planet.
-Space Ghost
This is the autobiography written by Space Ghost to be a preface for his popular new CD: Space Ghost's Musical Bar-B-Que. It features 25 hickory smoked harmonies, and 13 hilarious dialogue clips. Copyright 1997 The Cartoon Network, INC. It features Brak, Zorak, and Space Ghost and can be found at most local CD stores, and all-purpose stores such as Wallmart, Wallgreens, Target, and Fred Meyer.
Classified information
This is the complete synopsis of Space Ghost and his lifestyle. It includes all the information you never wanted to know about this interplanetary superhero.
Bilogical Age: 58, assuming he was approximately 25 when his show first aired around 1965.
Cosmetic Age: 25, Space Ghost has maintained his youthful appearance for the past 60 years through unidentified techniques and the talent of his caroonists.
Sex: Male/Almost Never
Distinguishing features: He has no nose, and he has a tattoo of a wooly panda bear on his rear end.
Marital Status: Divorced from his "adoring wife Charlene"
Children: Two kids, one male (Eugene) one female, (Doris).
Mentality: Slightly sane. He has an imaginary friend named Blinky, and suffers from delusions of grandeur.
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