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TOWN HALL
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Find all you need to know about the city, and those responsible for it. |
Find out what's new and what's
next with our very own newspaper. Read all about it. |
This is where it all started. 3 screen cinema showing daft and slightly twisted "films". |
Adult Catchphrase! You've seen the TV show, now try it Public Enema style. We have Roy Walker. |
Grandma's Spoons Sunshine Homepage for the Elderly. The social club is not to be missed. |
Stupid poetry, skipants, biography, video nasties, IT hit parade and more. |
The latest scientific discoveries. Human Cloning! Gene Splicing! The truth is in here... |
You have a visitor's pass to see the inmates of the Woolworth Detention Centre. |
Opening
soonish... |
Some abstract art that's actually good. All original and hand drawn - not computer graphics. |
It's top, it's tacky, it's got lots of lights, it's the Las Vegas of Britain... Blackpool, England. |
5ft Sonic Santa
Public Enema's resident "band". Go here to discover and listen. |
Groovy music by 5ft Sonic Santa and top "lightshow". It's a disco on your desk! |
Come
and look at our fine goods. What's more - it's all free. |
Reward if found. Please let us know if you find any of these things. |
Comments from citizens and visitors in our guestbooks. |
Do you really want to leave this fantastic place? Links to other places of interest. |
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