Meadow: Mmmm...I swear Manda, Jazz is soooooo mmm...
Oats: Ewww, Juliana!!! please! do NOT go there!!!
Meadow: Why not? hehe, silly girl!
Oats: ..::making puking actions::.. I don't wanna know about your phone sex life damnit sis!!!
Rob: What about sex? Who wants sex? I got the condoms!!!
Liz: HEY!!! Wie you saying that Rob, I'm you're wife...didn't you read Sparkie's story yet?!?!?!
Rob: Erm, no...but I will soon...I guess...so do we need condom's if we're married?
Oats: Eww, did I really need to know that?
Sherri: Hey, has anyone seen Drill? I've been looking all over for him
Oats: Sherri, it's my story, not Judy's...Drill will no longer be mentioned in this story DAMNIT!!!
Sherri: Yikes...shoot me why don't you!
Oats: If you mention Drill again I just might!!
Judy: I think Ots hates Drill...hehehe!!!
Rob: ..::burps::..
Everyone: Eww...Rob that is sick!!!
Oats: Mmm...yummy...that was well brought up, too bad you weren't
Adam: Ahhhh!!!!! ..::runs inside and jumps onto Rob's back::.. help me mommy!!!
Rob: Ahh...get off me damnit!!!
Joe: Adam, I love you, make love to me please!!!
Rob and Adam together: Ahh!!! Shit!!! HELP!!!
Jess: Hey, anyone got a tampon...I think I'm leaking...
Sherri: Here Jess, hope you don't mind a used one...
Adam: ..::confused::.. how can you re-use a tampon?
Jess: That's what i was wondering...
Sherri: Ok, now you guys think I'm strange...but it's very good for the enviroment...you know...the 3 R's...I'll shut up now
Everyone: ..::shoving and pushing to get to the washroom and throw up::..
Sherri: ..::shrugs::.. Don't come crying to me when the supply of tampons is low!
Oats: I think I'd rather use pads...
Adam: Me too...
Oats: Adam?
Adam: Yea?
Oats: You're a guy, you don't get your period...right?
Adam: Ohh...uhh...yeah...exactly what you said...hehe... ..::puts hands in his pockets and looks around like he's really confused::..
Rob: Adam gets PMS ya know that right?
Paul: Adam is a woman...with out breasts...
Kyle: Paul, you are such a retard!
Brian: Hey, what's wrong with retards?
BANG
Brian: Ahh...I'm shot!!!
Kyle: Brian, now you're the retard...I'm the one who's got blood gushing out of my chest...OH MY GOD HELP MEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Adam: Nooo!!!! ..::crying::..
Joe: Hey, guys...Push is on the radio...holy arses!!! Who shot Kyle?
Rob: Whoops...my bad...sorry Kyle...you ok man?
Kyle: ..::gurgling on blood::.. fa Q Robert
Rob: Ok, if ya say so Kyle...
Oats: Ohh!!!! I smell blood!!! Who's dying?!?!?! Who did it?!?! Hehehe!!! Death rulz!!!
Adam: Ok, now you're scaring me Oats... ..::hides under coffee table::..
Oats: Erm...you're still visable silly!!!
Joe: Hey guys...what does it mean when someone doesn't have a pulse?
Liz: It means the person's dead dumb ass!!!
Joe: Oh my God!!!
Liz: Is Kyle DEAD?!?!?!
Joe: No!!!! I AM!!!!!
Sherri: So? As Otie said Joe, death rulz...you can fly through the walls!!!
Jackie: ..::moshing::.. wanna join me Otie?
Oats: Erm...no...
Meadow: Mmm...Jazz...Mmm...Oh yes baby!!!
Jazz: Um, I'm over here Juliana...
Judy: So then...who is Juliana gettin' it on with?
Paul: Hehehe...this is fun Juliana...wooohoooo!!!!
Adam: Uhh...why is my toe wet?
Oats: Ohh...SICK!!!
Beaners: My hotdog has a first name it's V-E-R-Y my hot dog has a second name it B-I-G B-E-E-F
Pnut: HEHE!!! ADAM'S MY PAPPY!!!
Adam: Help me mommy
Adam's Mommy: Help yourself son
Adam: ..::crying::.. pwees mommy
Oats Nephew Alex: hehe...me sexy! me look like Rob...girls wanna fuck me!!!
Oats: Erm...bad boy Alex ..::hands him a 20$ bill::.. go out and play...now...who got shot this time?
Brian: ..::eyes closed::.. please be me please be me ..::opens eyes::..awww...it's only Paul!
Rob: BABY!!!!!
Liz: I thought I was your baby Rob...are you sleeping with Paul now?
Rob: Um, shit...I'm in trouble now...
Paul: Help...I'm BLEEDING!!!! ..::crying::.. my poor little life is seeping right out of my poor little injured body
Adam: Um...Brian, why do you have the gun in your hand?
Brian: Oh my God!!! I swear to you all!!! I didn't do it@#$@#%
Meadow: Mmmm...Jazz....more more!!!
Jazz: Erm, Juliana, I'm over here
Adam: Damnit, why does my toe keep getting wet whenever Juliana asks Jazz for...oh God!!! Gross!!!!
Oats: Hmmm... ..::smacks Juliana::.. stop doing that with Adam's foot
Meadow: Oh, ok...gimme yours then
Everyone: Ewwwwww
Adam: ..::licking toe::.. mmm...yummy...tastes like chicken
Oats: gross
Jess: ..::singing to the tune of 3am::.. it's 2pm I need a tampon
Joe: Here ya go Jess, I carry a couple around in my purse
Adam: Joe?
Joe: Yeah?
Adam: Why do you carry a purse full of tampons?
Joe: Just coz I like to!
Adam: Uhh...alright if you say so ..::thinks Joe is psycho::..
Jess: Adam, you're just jealous because Joe has better tastes in purses then you!
Oats: OK enough people...we need to figure out who shot who, Rob you said you shot Kyle right?
Rob: right, but...I checked my gun and there's no bullets missing
Oats: Hmm...does anyone own up to the gun?
Brian: I don't even own a gun!!!
Judy: This is strange man...I don't like this!!!!
Sherri: The buttler did it!!!
Jen: Sherrio, we don't have a butler...
Sherri: Jennio!! yes we do!!! come here Ben
Ben: Yes madame?
Sherri: Did you shoot Kyle and Paul
Ben: No, but I will if you order me to madame
Oats: Great bunch of peeps we got here
Beaners: At least Adwardo hasn't been shot yet... ..::evil grin::..
Adam: ..::backing away::.. Get away man, you're scaring me!!!
Beaners: Next time, think twice about stealing my pen you bloody pen theif!!!
Adam: AHH!!!!!
Beaners: AHH!!!!
Adam: AHH!!!!
Oats: Hey? Who got shot?
Rob: Liz, my dear, I love you, though I don't know you that well, tell our un-born children I love them ..::dies::..
Liz: Noo!!! my Robbie Rob!!!! ..::crying::.. wait a minute...what un-born children?
Judy: I don't want to know =oP
Oats: Sex, it does a body good
Everyone: ..::glares at Oats::.. GROW UP PERVERT!
Oats: Fine then, I wont solve this mystery!!! I'm leaving! ..::walks to leave through the front door::..
Adam: Wait, Oats, we need your help. it's only me and Brian left from the band, it seems whoever it is, is trying to pick us off one by one, and it seems it's going by youngest to oldest. Where do I stand?
Pnut: The tallest
Everyone: ..::rolls eyes::..
Oats: You stand last Adam, Brian, you're up next
Brian: Noooooooo I don't wanna die!!!!!
Un-named voice: Well you're up next Pookie
Brian: Uhh...why is blood pouring out of my lower abdomen?
Adam: Brian!!!! Noo!!! they got you too!!!!
Brian: You mean, you mean, I'm dying?
Oats: Yeppers Brian, within 5 minutes you'll be as dead as a doorknob
Brian: ..::has a heart attack from hearing he's going to die and he dies anyways::..
Judy: You killed them all didn't you Oats!!!! You're the killer!!!
Sherri: Yeah!!!
Oats: What?! Have I ever killed anyone before?
Rhi: Yes, you made me into hamburgers!!!
Everyone: Mmm Rhi burgers
Rhi: AHH!!!! ..::runs away::..
Un-named voice: You idiots, it's not Oats ..::grabs Adam and puts the gun to Adam's head::..
Adam: Help me!!! Help me!!!
Oats: Who are you?!?!?! ..::steps forward to help Adam::..
Un-named voice: Step back or he dies
Adam: ..::crying::.. don't let me die please!!!
Everyone: WHO THE FAK ARE YOU?!?!?!
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