DRILL'S RECIPE FOR ADAM

Ingredients:

2 laughing eyes

2 well-shaped legs

2 loving hands

2 firm milk containers

2 nuts

1 fur-lined mixing bowl

1 firm banana

Method:

1. Look into laughing eyes.

2. Spread well shaped legs slowly.

3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently until fur-lined mixing bowl is well greased. Check frequently with finger.

4. Meanwhile, ensure loving hands are attached to firm banana.

5. Add firm banana to fur-lined mixing bowl gently. Work in and out until well creamed. For best results continue to knead milk containers.

6. As heat rises, plunge firm banana deep into fur-lined mixing bowl, cover with nuts, sigh with relief. Leave to soak (preferably not overnight).

7. The cake is cooked when banana is soft. If the banana doesn't soften, repeat method or change mixing bowl.

8. If in an unfamiliar kitchen, be sure to wash utensils thoroughly.

Note:

Do not lick mixing bowl after banana softens. If cake rises, leave town as soon as possible.

oh Drill when will U ever learn!!!!

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