ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS IN

THIS SHOW--EVEN THOSE BASED

ON REAL PEOPLE--ARE ENTIRELY

FICTIONAL.  ALL CELEBRITY VOICES

ARE IMPERSONATED.....POORLY.

THE FOLLOWING PROGRAM

CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE

AND DUE TO ITS CONTENT IT

SHOULD NOT BE VIEWED BY

ANYONE

If you don't like it, don't come, I don't care.  If something is objectionable, e-mail me, and I'll probably tell you to go to hell, or who knows, I might even change something.   I'm just gonna tell you now, (1) I'm not communist, (2) I have nothing against Jewish people, (3) Kool-aid tastes good, (4) my nose itches, (5) my dog smells like pun-tang, (6) don't piss me off, (7) I'm hungry, (8) it's not rape if it's dead, (9) I poop too much, (10) visit my sponsor and buy something, (11) see number 10, (12) tell all yor friends to acknowledge number 10, and, finally, (13)  is my unlucky number.   Hey, I got an idea, send money and I'll delete the whole freakin' site.* 

But whatever you do, always remember, DON'T SMOKE CRACK.  It's not all it's cracked up to be.

*at least $1000