I love these people man!

This is my Friends, Enemies, and Gods page. Some are recognized as Gods because they've attained Godliness on a Jacksonite level.

1.Jamie Corn- Goddess of Cheerleaders, and MY BABY SWEETS!! I love this girl more than anything, and if anyone ever hurt her or said something about her, they will answer to me! Sweet, kind, perfect!
2.Seth Stockmeister "Stocky"- God of BGSU and twelve keg parties!
3.Christopher Ellison "Elle"-He is the God of the Nick Lealy ass beatings. Truly an honor.
4.Jon Stevison-He is God of the Freshmen. Enough said.
5.Katie Crabtree-I'm not sure what of yet, but I KNOW SHE'S A GODDESS!! Currently Goddess of Wellstonites.
6.Beth Loomis-Cymbal chick extraordinaire.
7.Jill Withrow-Just because!
8.Brian Jimison-God of AARDWOLF!
9.Bryan Wilson "Pip"-God of Pipliness.
10.Jessica Thompson-She's crazy.
11.Amanda Spriggs-She has a car now. That's the only reason for this. JUST KIDDING!
12.Jeff Gee- God of the fellow Linux users. This dude is my best friend, and he kicks ass.
13.Nemo the Magic Elf-OOPS! Sorry wrong person.
14.Danny Keck "Meaner than a horse"-God of Minor Traffic Violations
15.God-God of ALL. DUH!
16.Me "Jonesie"-Come on, it's me! =)
17.Molly Blankenship-Before whe gets outa high school she'll probably play every percussion instrument.
18.Jack Stroth "Crazy Mutha"-God of all that is insane. WOO HOO!
19.Shawn Stewart-God of Wal-Mart cruisin for chicks.
20.Tiffany Phillips "Tiff", Ashley Wooten "Wu-tang"- Goddesses of Majorettes! GO JHS!
21.Nikki Joseph-Goddess of ex-cymbal chicks.
22.Casey Tanner-Goddess of track running Wellstonites, I guess.Also Goddess of Wendy's.
23.Megan Jenkins-Goddess of the gumballs. She's evil.
24.Mr. Hanky-Almighty God of toiletries.
25.Ambrosia Walker-Master of the ancient kung fu style, shower rod.
26.Betsy Glass "Ass"-Goddess of the NBA (National Bitches Association)
27.Josh Wentz "Horndog"-God of the hormones.
28.Chris Yeager "Pyromaniac"-God of fire and destruction.
29.Macyn Ervin-Goddess of the sea mammals (dolphins for short).
30.Josh Hughes-God of the song, "In the Navy"
31.Alice Smith- La Goddess del Espanol!
32.Dick Berry- Now this guy's THE MAN. God of what he refers to as THE BEST DAMN BAND IN THE LAND!!
33.Senorita Shubirg- The best English teacher that ever lived!
34.Bill Clinton- Now this guy has to be the coolest president this nation has ever had. He's amazing! He can simultaneously run the country and get a little polish from some lady at the same time!!! GO BILL!!
35.Malina Sawyer-Goddess of the flag core!
36.Lee Lord-God of Algebra teachers that should DIE AND BURN.
37.Ryan Jones-The best damn brother you caould ever ask for.
38.Brian Morris-God of checking email on other's laptops! Just kiddin.
39.Sarah Bobletz-Goddess of something, but I'm not sure what. I miss you!
40.Kerry Anderson "Mouse"-Goddess of mice! SQUEEK!
41.Seth McKinnis "Freak47"-God of the file transfer protocol. I dunno, nevermind!
42.Billie Partin- Goddess of basketball!
43.Robert Campbell "Soup"-God of powerhouses!
44.David Sharp "Sharpie"-God of bringing books he doesn't need to Smith's class.
45.Drew Houser- Has gotten beat up by so many people it's sad.
46.The "Coke Lady" on vacation- Had to be the coolest clerk Stocky and I ever met. *sniff sniff*
47.Stacie McKinnis- Sorry to leave you hanging!
48.Jill Harwood- Goddess of SEX
49.Clint Newkirk- Dude quit bein a perv!
50.Scottie McNerlin- You'll get it sooner or later.
51.Justin Griffiths- God of parties
52.Morgan Williams- God of beerdrinking!
53.Jake Taylor- God of the Reynolds impression.
54.Aaron Beasley "BEZ"- In the NAVY!
55.Trent Hollingshead- God of the Support Your Local Alcoholic Beer Fund
56.Jackson City Police Department- Gods of lying to get what they want. Dont mistake boredom for trust.
57.CourtKNEE McLelland- Goddess of kindness and stuff.
58.Steven Swisher- Goes on and on and on about nothing!
59.Erin Bugeja "BUGE"- Goddess of your own personal hell, also see herb. Crack head! =)
60.James Lanham- God of the Gringos, as he says.
61.Mose Fox "Heroin Spoon"- God of the glue!
62.Larry Dean Yinger "whackoholic as I call him"- God of the Ironmen! I think his number is 64 so watch him hit people at games!
63.Ian Daly- God of really computerized kinda stuff.
64.Aaron Miller- God of the parties, man!!
65.Aaron Stockmeister- God of the programmers! Cool cousin too!
66.Hippie guy down at the laundromat- Get a haircut hippie!
67.Aimee Fowler- Goddess of Volkla! (Vodka for anyone that doesn't know the joke)
68.Britknee Fowler- Like the Beanie Baby holder?
69.Tiffany Sloan- Why'd you have to move away?
70.Shawn Warren- God of the kickass tatoos!! WICKED!
71.Michael Beachy- God of RPGs!!
72.Matt Beasley "Medium BEZ"- God of Burger King.
73.Jeff Johnson- Another God of Ironmen!!
74.Jerry Gray- Should take a bath, then I'll give him credit on my page. No, maybe then I still won't but it's great advice!
75.Andrea Neutzling- Goddess of SHS!!!
76.Jeff Maise- God of emergency ditch calls.
77.Chris Burt- God of the cellphone!
78.Jason Zada- So you gonna let us sign or what? Oh yeah, God of Manipulation.
79.Donnie Jarvis- Learn to trust, man!!!
80.Tammy Dixon and Jason Sanders- Aw, cute couple!
81.Heather Johnson- Goddess of jabberjaws!
82.Kim Dulaney- Goddess of WHINING!!
83.Kay Ball- Works a keypad faster than you can say, oh, I missed it.
84.Charles Nichols- Should slam Eric's head into the wall.
85.Eric McGhee- Should have his head slammed into a wall by Charles Nichols.
86.Dustin Davis "D-Dawg"- God of All Stuff That Does Not Suck. This guy absolutely kicks ass. He's just the kinda guy who no matter what anybody says or does, he's still cool to everybody. Straight up, holmes.
87.Ryan "BuG" Law - God luck w/ Amber dude!
88.Jake Taylor- Another God of football.
89.Morgan Williams-God of cussing in speech class. &%$@#!
90.Mrs. Parks- Sorry to interrupt?! YOU BETTER BE SORRY! =) Inside joke, don't ask.
91.Justin McClure- God of Biology projects.
92.Grace Davis-Goddess of Band Presidents and trumpets. GO GRACE!
93.Ryan Tripp "Trippie"- God of playstation and fellow "G-DAWG".
94.Brandy Caldwell- Goddess of Basketball!
95.Lindsay Coyan- Goddess of the HOMIES AT H&K!
96.Rachael Landrum- Goddess of late night working! Watch what you do in your car.
Steven Reffit- God of fast-food workers! This guy had a great time the first day of the job! Keep up the good work.
98.Beth Howe- See #94.
99.Deanna Corvin- Goddess of the Gov. smelly jokes.
100.Brittany Benson- This girl is awesome. One of my best friends!

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