"I can`t dance properly but I like jumping around, it`s like getting electric shocks or spasms." -Damon
"It is very cold here on Iceland parts of the year, but I know several ways to keep warm. :)" -Damon
"I was always a workaholic, but I just didn`t have any work." -Damon
"Alex writes a song every two years, and they`re all about planets."-Damon
"My ego is the worst thing about me." -Damon
"I used to go to loads of parties and when I would get there Graham would be lying on the floor like a human doormat." -Damon
"In the sixties people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, people take Prozac to make it normal." -Damon
"You know. It`s just work, work, work to hard. Then you go bananas and end up in country houses."-Damon
"We actually got more column inches than Bosnia." -Damon on rivalry with Oasis
"I couldn't fit in with the lads at school. I was the weirdo. Post-stroke-gay. I always got called gay." -Damon
"I've got people camping outside my place in Kensington. In sleeping bags. It's not that irritating, except we haven't got any curtains in the front room, so we can't walk round in the nude." -Damon
"I am rich. I fucking am. There's no point denying it." -Damon
"Musically we are very good. Very good. Graham and Dave are excellent musicians, I'm pretty good and Alex isn't really that good but he's getting better all the time..." -Damon
"Graham has obsessions. At the moment it's American hardcore. They last from six to eight months, and it's very hard for him to see anything else." -Damon
"You can tell everything about a hotel room from what sort of Corby trouser press it's got. If it's got a wall-mounted Formica 2000, then forget it. But if it's a free-standing 3000 with electric timer, then you're there, you've made it."- Alex
"The best thing about being in a band is that you can allow your insanities to develop. And get paid for it."-Alex
"Life's a sauna, and then you have a shower."-Alex
"I thought it was me. Then I realised that that was because it's good, and you always think good art is about you, don't you?"-Alex about the cover of 13
"Damon? Sexy? He's about as sexy as a stuffed fish, pal." -Graham (I don't agree with him!!)
"The first thing Damon ever said to me was that his shoes were more expensive than mine. Eventually he went off to work in drama school in London." -Graham
"I used to go around and see him and he'd play me this weird stuff that was just endless piano, with no singing at all. It was just nuts." -Graham (on Damon)
"We used to hang around the music block, mainly because that was where the lads never went. They'd be off on the field playing football and beating people up. I suppose we were the school freaks in a way but we never had long hair, nothing like that" -Graham
"Graham fans seem to be really fucking mad. Alex fans just seem to be mad. The classic fanbase of people that like Damon are completely fine. I just seem to attract complete nutters." -Graham
"On the Japanese version of the Parklife CD, the dog's eyes light and when you open it...it BARKS!" -Graham
"Japanese audiences dye their hair blond, dress in Adidas zip-ups and Fred Perry tops - and then they put on ties as well. It's very strange." -Graham
"We're very dissatisfied with anything that isn't slightly...twisted. I like people like John Lennon who are stars in a totally anti-star way." -Graham
"We don`t eat anything with eyes, except potatoes." -Dave
"It`s interesting that all of us have got one sister and none of us have brothers. And we do look after each other like brothers." -Dave