Monday May 17, 1999, 6:50 PM. - Thought it was time to update the page... for starters we have a new bass player... everyone say "hi joel!" We also gots some shows coming up on the 5th of june @ amigo's and the 12th of june @ the basement. We have recorded a cd but when or even if it is being released is still up in the air. Did anyone check out "The Practice" last week boy was that good huh? never thought they'd get engaged wow was that ever a surprise and holy fuck the ending man... i never thought that guy would be the killer fuck man. Man i got the Queen Amidala Card in a bag of chips the other day... man i was so happy i almost pissed myself... Natalie Portman rocks huh? (natalie portman... the Portmans... get it. well actually there's this other guy too but paul newman will have my legs broke if i tell you who.) Did anyone catch the Monico Grand Prix yesterday? I heard Schumacher won and Irvine came in 2nd... man was i ever pissed about missing that won... ya go ferrari. Ya so anyways we got this new bass player and a couple shows comming up. more info coming soon... later dudes.

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