Nick -- a self help book titled "Wake Up Your White!"

Howie -- a one year's paid medical plan to the optometrist (eye doctor for those brain surgeons out there [like you don't know why])

Kevin -- a self help book titled "Steal the Solos From The Blonde Kid! and other ways to get attention."

Brian -- a hug, c'mon you've heard his songs (that's what she said, particularly) he needs someone who can love him and treat him right! We're there for you B-rok!

AJ -- a gift certificate to Betty Ford

***Please don't send me hate mail for this. It was a joke I luv all of the guys. I have provided another page which explains the reasoning for each of these gifts, if you don't understand any of them go here Clarifications.

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