Ok guys these are some of the funniest quotes that I have heard or seen the Backstreet Boys say. And yes I had to add my two cents at the end of every quote (where did that saying come from anyway?) and if you don't like what I wrote well tough. I would also like to say that all my comments were just jokes, well most of them anyway. So be brave and venture off into the world of the Backstreet Language.

Howie-"What are you talkin into?"
Nick-"My hand dumbass." <--Wow! Nick is a smart ass!

Howie-"I am way...way uncool!" <--He finally admits it! j/k Howie, you know I luv ya!

Brian-"Omagawd! Howard! Censor!" <--Was it just me or did Brian sound soo gay when he said that?

Kevin-"It's all in the wrist." <--Did you guys check out Brian's face after Kev said that? It's classic!

AJ-"Like a Virgin, yeah, touched...Whoa! A lil breath of Madonna there." <--I wonder what's on Aj's mind...duh!

Howie-"I am the Breakfast Burrito Man." <--One word...why?

Nick-"Hey fellas, which one ya'll wants to take us on?" <--Fellas? Ya'll? Nick what has happened to you?

Kevin-"He's my cousin, I've known him all my life." <--Correction Kev, he's known you all his life, because you are older. And yes we know he is your cousin.

Brian-"O dang I blew it!" <--For those of you who don't know that was when he was bowling on Disney. And, Brian why'd u blow the shot you could've tied AJ for 1st!

Nick-"You here that? That is the ambulance coming to take these guys away...after we beat them."<--Oh I have so much to say about this one. First off you really didn't need to add the after we beat them, but I forgive you cuz I luv you. Second, in NYC there are sirens every five seconds so you guys must be really good!

Brian-"I feel like a corncob right now." <--Now do you mean a cornball...cuz if not, what exactly does a corncob feel like?

Nick-"Here's my favorite joke: Yesterday I flew from Florida to Europe, my arms are still hurting" <--Did ya hear the one bout the teen idol who likes corny jokes?

Brian-"I call this the retro cowboy Aj look-a-like..." <--Wait! Did he just call AJ a retro cowboy? Interesting, am I sensing some friction? Probably not.

AJ-"Hello to all the hot and sexy ladies in my house tonight." <--Well hello to you too you hunk of a man you!

Nick-"I want a girl who'll let me hold her so tight and let me kiss her, and kiss her, and kiss her and kiss her" <--Anytime babe!

AJ-"Brian, this is the perfect fan!" <--Ok even though it seems pretty lame now...I'll admit I was cracking up when I heard him say that the first time, ok yes I still laugh at it.

Nick-"It's a Backstreet thang!" <--Or it could be that you guys were a lot better at b-ball than the old guys you played against, but I won't say a word!

Kevin-"It's an acoustic show...We have an acoustic bass, acoustic guitar, the only thing using electricity is an organ and our mics.."
Howie-"Like Kevin said it's more of an acoustic type show..."
Kevin-"It is an unplugged, acoustic show." <--Wait wait wait! It sounds like a great show but is it acoustic?

Nick-"Hi, I'm Nick. I'm the youngest member of the group. I'm fifteen. I was born, Jan. 28, 1980. That makes me an Aquarius. I am originally from Jamestown, NY, which is upstate-- it's not like the big part, the big city. Then I moved to Tampa, FL where I currently resign... uh, reside, yeah, that's it. Oh, man! I always mess up, I'm sorry." <-- It's ok hun everyone makes mistakes.

Howie-"You can't follow me in here ok bye bye!" <--Howie...like we haven't seen your bare chest before.

AJ-"Gilligan's Island 2000, the wave of the future! Hey Skipper where we goin today?"
Howie-"Yo Homie, Gilligan we's goin backs to the islands!"
AJ-"Word!"
Howie-"To your brother!" <--Obviously I luv that line! I luv it so much I even started saying it to my friends, you don't wanna know their reaction! I'd like to thank Howie right now for that line! Thank You Howard!

AJ-"Umm, I gotta go, cuz I'm sittin on the toilet right now, bye!" <--Do I even need to say anything?

Brian-"Here's the guy that put in me this cornball lookin outfit! Andre."
Andre-"Oh it's definitely off the racks....I'm fainting!" <--Maybe it's just me but did Andre seem a lil bit gay? Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Nick-"We are the bugmen." <--Cu cu ca choo!

AJ-"...we had to make it up to the expectations that people, expected." <--Were those the indications that were indicated?

Howie-"Cuz we're back and we're from the street, and we're boys!" <-- I am loving Howie more and more each day, he always seems to surprise me.

Kevin-"When all else fails you gotta reach in and grab it with your fingers." <--Dirty thoughts...make them stop!

Kevin-"Boxers."
AJ-"Boxers."
Howie-"Backstreet Boys Boxers."
Brian-"Boxers."
Nick-"Briefs." <--Yeah baby!

Aj-"Hit me! hit me!" <--I just love it, everything AJ says I feel the need to copy, just ask Oksana.

Howie-"What are you guys doin?"
Nick-"We're picking our noses what does it look like we're doin?"
AJ-"By God we're still waitin on our food." <--How cute was that? Did anyone notice Nick is gettin' an attitude?

Kevin-"We told him he had to go.."
Brian-"Out in the snow.."
Nick-"What do ya know bro..."
All-"He was a double ZERO!" <--I luv that quote!

Ok guys that is all the quotes I can think of for now! If you think of any others that you think of that are worth putting in here write me MAIL! Why don't you check out the rest of my site though for now ok!?

***Don't rag on me if the quotes aren't their exact words, I did most of it from memory so i'm sorry if they aren't exact!***

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