Steve's Jokes:

1.) Student: Teacher, How do you know which end of the worm is its head?

Teacher: Tickle his tummy and see which end smiles.

2.) Cannibal to his friend: "Do you like Beans?"

Friend: "Very much."

Cannibal: "What sort do you like the best?"

Friend: "Human Beings"

Ronan's Jokes:

1.) Woman: "Doctor, every night at dinner, my husband thinks he's a light bulb."

Doctor: "Have you tried to convince him that he isnt?"

Woman: "What, and eat in the dark?"

2.) Who is the only man strong enough to hold up cars with one hand?

A.) a policeman.

Keith's Jokes:

1.) A group of flies were playing football in a saucer. One of them said, "We have to do better than this, lads. We're playing in the cup tomorrow."

2.) What games do cannibals play at parties?

A.)Swallow the leader.

Mikey's Jokes:

1.) What country makes you Shiver?

A.) Chile

2.) What goes, HA HA, HEE HEE, BONK!?

A.) Someone laughing his head off.

Shane's Jokes:

1.) What note do you get when you drop a grand piano down a coal mine?

A.) A flat Minor

2.) Three tons of hair were stolen in Dublin. Police are Combing the area.