Do you believe in ghosts?

ANSWER THE QUESTIONS IN THIS FUN-FILLED QUIZ AND FIND OUT!!

1) A loud noise wakes you up in the middle of the night. Is it...

a) the wind

b) a ghost

c) a bottom burp

2. Walking down a spooky lane, you suddenly feel very cold. Is it because...

a) it's winter

b) a ghost has walked past you

c) all your clothes have fallen off

3. When you look in the mirror you see the face of a monster! It is because...

a) the mirror is in fact a TV showing 'WOGAN'

b) there is a ghost looking at you

c) you are a monster

4) What would you do if you saw an apparition? Would you...

a) close your eyes and then look again

b) shout "Ah! It's a ghost!" and run away

c) look up 'apparition' in the dictionary

5) One day, everyday things start flying around the room. Is this because...

a) you are in a bird aviary

b) there is a poltergeist in your house

c) gravity has gone

How did you do?

WELL OR BADLY?

If you answered...

Mostly A's

You don't believe in ghosts! You are very, very sensible and dull. You are so dull and boring you could probably win 'Mastermind', except you are so boring Magnus Magnethead would fall asleep before you answered the first question. Well done!

Mostly B's

Yes! You believe in ghosts and you're a scaredy old baby pants. Well done!

Mostly C's

You are a ghost. Well done!

Mostly D's

You were doing a different quiz. Well done!

Mostly E's

Well done!

Mostly F's

Oh dear! Your love life is looking a bit poor. Everyone thinks you are a really horrible person and nothing in your life will ever be any good. Well done!

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