If you speak English then you speak a very universal language, you can go to almost any country and you won’t have too much trouble communicating. I think that we should be thankful for being born into speaking this world wide tongue. But NO NO NO!!!!
WE’RE NOT HAPPY UNLESS AT LEAST ONCE A MONTH WE COME UP WITH A WAY TO MUCK IT UP!!!!
Being Love, Hate and Euthanasia, we have a reputation to live up to. Everyone knows if there is something silly to be done, then we are the ones who are most likely to have all the ideas. And they’re damn right too. So, we (well Love) has created this assortment of language muck ups for you to choose from.
The Plural Alternative
Proves to be very popular with… some… people…
Well, you no longer have to be content with adding an ‘s’ on the end of every word that needs pluralising e.g. Dog/dogs. No you don’t. Or those silly ‘pie’ things e.g. Octopus/octopie. Nope! (special thanks to Fin who was the inventor of this fabul alternative). Are you ready? Yes or No?
If you are ready, then keep reading, if not, then wait until you are ready.
Ok.
Instead of adding ‘s’ or ‘pie’ you simply take the first letter of the word and say it twice, in front of the word. Hmm… sounds a bit confusing eh? Here are some examples: Dogs would be ddog. Pronounced "d, dog". Heaps would be hheap - ‘h’ (as in the ‘hu’ sounding h, not haich) "h, heap".
So you see, the letter at the front takes over from the s or pie that would normally go at the end.
Very effective and easy.
Muck Up Rating *****
Mord Wixing
Um, kinda popularish…..
Now. Don’t get me wrong, we are not trying to take the credit for this excellent form of language muck up, we know it’s been around for yonks. But still, I feel we need to give it more exposure, it is afterall, a classic.
The idea is to take two words together, or in a phrase and swap their front letters around. E.g. I beg your pardon/I peg your bardon.
This can prove to be VERY funny. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Sorry.
I’m sure that any more instruction on how to do it is not necessary, however, you might benefit from our…
Mord Wixing Hall of Fame
Little Miss Perfect = Little Piss Merfect
Big W (Big Double U) = Wig Bubble U
Rubbish Bin = Bubbish Rin
Stoby Pole = Poby Stole
Muck Up Rating *****
Even
Ok, lets face it. Everyone hates this except us.
NEVERTHELESS!!! We don’t let that get in the way do we??? NO! We love the word even. We love it so much that we can even (there it goes again) use it to muck up our English. Even is just one of those simple words that doesn’t get as much credit as it should, you know?
I mean, even. What does it mean? Even even even. It (even) looks good. Love Hate and Euthanasia say, "Stick it everywhere!! Put it every conversation and every sentence!"
Perhaps you’re not convinced? Just listen to this. Well, you can’t, so read it instead.
Actually.
F**k it, it’ll sound stupid, but even, we salute you!
Muck Up Rating *****
Stay tuned for more muck up’s….or should I say "more muck u, up"... or "more uck mups"… or "even more muck ups even" or… "even more uck m mup".