The Princess and the Pea-Brain
Once upon a time there was a silly, girlie princess who loved a stupid, handsome prince. One day, when they were out walking together, she asked the prince a question. "How big's your brain?" she said. "Oh, not very big..." he answered, "about the size of a pea, I think." "Oh," said the princess, "that's why you're so stupid then." "Yes," replied the prince, and they lived happily ever after.