1.pull on fishnets and long skirt..ready?on your mark GO!(now run across that football feild in 2 minutes like you've never run before)
2.guys sneak into those ladies restrooms wherever you go just to be in practice of avoiding strange stares
3.wear your gym outfit the last day of summer vaction so you'll feel less guilty about not wearing it any time during the actual school year
4.have your little brother or sister toss sodas at you ,this gets you able to dodge them ,or bullets in the future
5.give yourself a new tatoo,try to make it say something to the effect of fag,weirdo or retard,it'll start rumors about you the very first day
6.Get that scary "i hate you" look on your face again
7.Go to a Rodeo to try to understand the ways of a young redneck teenager
8.be sure to get one of those binders that zips up the side so incase of the daily,"oh my foot slipped i'm sorry" you're stuff and hopefully you're spine will be salvaged
9.Fall asleep anywhere anytime so you'll be ready for those long P.E. periods of staring at the wall cause you're forbidden to talk to your other non dressing out friends,or harass the cheerleaders
10.Remember too wash your hands whenever you do something that you could possibly be blamed for(anything from,arson to stealing the teachers pencils)no fingerprints need to be around ya know?