Roch
Fun 
Roch
Fun
Being a huge fan of somebody does not mean that you cannot make fun of them occasionally
- without any bad intent, of course.
I just came up with a fun idea that I want to share with you.
Remember those old TV guides and magazines where they put new "subtitles"
to scenes from movies and shows?
Well, I intend to do just that, but I cannot do it all by myself. I need your help!
I will present some pictures of Roch here,
with new additions and changes from time to time,
and I want YOU to send me your suggestions for new subtitles.
Here's an example:
"I'm too sexy for this shirt,
too sexy...!"
or...
"Regarde l'allure que j'ai, l'avoir su, j'aurais pris une taille plus grande!" (Merci Carmen!)
or also...
"Hot in the city, hot in the city tonight ..." (Thanks Lenny!)
And here are more pictures, waiting for your suggestions:
(click on the pictures to
see them larger)
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Faut pas que j'oublie... d'aller chez mon coiffeur! (Carmen) What are they all thinking? (Yolaine) If I could just remember how we dance this country song - hands in the pockets, and...? (Isabelle) |
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Je parais jeune hein pour mes 20 ans?! (Carmen) If they put another candle on that cake, I'm ready to throw cake at them! (Yolaine) I have hidden one of the candles somewhere in this room ... you're getting warm ... no, now you're getting cold ... Yippie! Isn't this fun?! (Lenny) |
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Je ne me souviens plus à quelle heure est le bain libre, Patrice! (Carmen) Oh lala, arrète de me parler, tu pus à l'ail! (Yolaine) |
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Je suis prêt à devenir agriculteur! (Carmen) Ils ne me ressemblent pas du tout, encore un et je demande le divorce! (Yolaine) |
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Peu de caries bonnes dents, pas de caries belles dents (Carmen) Comment trouvez-vous mon imitation de Steeve Diamond? (Hélène) |
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Attention à la marche, Richard! Tu vas tomber... (Carmen) Eh Richard, c'est qui qui coupe tes cheveux, ta tondeuse? (Yolaine) |
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Je viens d'entrer dans "Les Marines" (Carmen) J'ai tellement eu de problèmes avec mon bateau que j'ai décidé d'engager un matelot... (Hélène) |
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Regardez de quoi j'aurai l'air en 2035! (Carmen) Oh no, I forgot my can opener again! (Claudia) |
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Veux-tu repeter ta question? (Carmen) Fais dodo, Roch mon idole, fais dodo, t'auras du lolo... (Isabelle) |
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T'as placé 10 posters de suite??? C'est bien trop voyons... (Carmen) No way! I might break a nail! (Yolaine) Attendez-moi, mon vernis à ongle n'est pas encore sec! (Isabelle) |
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OK, here's the kissing... now where's the rain??? (Claudia) Veux-tu que je te dise un secret Roch? Moi, je suis déjà "propre"! (Carmen) |
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Watch out Wayne Gretzky! Here's competition! (Claudia) Tu vas voir, on va bien s'amuser, je vais leur faire croire que ta jambe est cassée... (Carmen) |
The best subtitles will be published here
every once in a while.
So don't wait any longer, get your brain
cells working
and send me your funny subtitles!
All languages are welcome.
Don't hesitate and
e-mail me !
Also, if you have a suggestion for a picture
that you would like to have "subtitled",
please send it to me!
