Ben Wah Balls

(No we ain't gonna take it unless it's from a doverman pincher
           Ladies and gentlemen, for your listening pleasure, Blink)

           Passively one day as the sun rose out of it's house
           So did this little old guy as he whistled out of his mouth
           And happily and gay
           Well I guessed exactly that
           Because he found a special girl
           That put him in a special trance

           He fell in love so quickly
           What the hell was he to expect
           That the girl under his arm wasn't the same
           As any other girl
           That he had thought that he once met
           I guess you could only blame fate

           Things started getting weird as they started to kiss
           She often felt his beard and remembered how her father she missed
           And then quietly one day
           He sang a song that's been deep within his heart
           Causing some ingestion
           He finished with a great big fart and

           She knew at that one moment
           That song was something she heard before
           So she asked him to do that again

           Then out the door they hurried
           She was gonna find out for sure
           So she analyzed his rear end

           She said, "When I was a little girl my dad left my mom.
           He used to always fart and sing this special song.
           Now I wasn't quite so sure until your pants did fall.
           'Cause now I know that your my dad because you use ben wah balls."

           I said a wah, wah, wah-wah-wah,
           Wah, wah-wah-wah, wah...
           I said a wah, wah, wah-wah-wah,
           Wah, wah-wah-wah, wah...