Degenerate

           Crossed the street, naked at night
           Bent over to show some moonlight
           Pulled out some beer and I gulped it down
           Nude in a gutter is how I was found

           Thrown in the policecar and the door slammed
           No noise, just silence, as I screamed, my dick was
           Jammed, now in prison for one month, no one to see
           All I got is a guy Ben Dover

           Don't like hesh, don't like rap
           Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat
           I'm a jerk, I'm a punk
           Took a shower 'cause I stunk
           Smoked a bong, killed a cat
           Had my nuts attacked by rats
           Dad got nude, I wore a thong
           For a hobby I make bombs

           Went to a farm to tip some cows
           Forgot that I left my pants down
           Bent over to pick them up
           Felt a twelve gauge up my hum-diddy-dum

           The farmer took me to his house
           Showed me the closet from the inside out
           The police came, they took me away
           Saw Ben Dover again and he's still gay

           Don't like hesh, don't like rap
           Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat
           I'm a jerk, I'm a punk
           Took a shower 'cause I stunk
           Smoked a bong, killed a cat
           Had my nuts attacked by rats
           Dad got nude, I wore a thong
           For a hobby I make bombs

           Don't like hesh, don't like rap
           Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat
           I'm a jerk, I'm a punk
           Took a shower 'cause I stunk
           Smoked a bong, killed a cat
           Had my nuts attacked by rats
           Dad got nude, I wore a thong
           For a hobby I make bombs