I don't want to urinate on myself
           I don't want to urinate on anyone else
           Well, I guess that really doesn't matter anymore
           Because I can't control my bladder anymore

           Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments)
           Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments)

           Step back in the light
           No more soiled nights alone
           But I guess I don't have a care
           Because there's not a load in my underwear

           I'm sick of offending everyone I meet (go, go, go, go)
           I'm sick of crying myself to sleep on rubber sheets (go)
           I had an accident today
           I left a soil on a bus seat, I didn't know what to say

           But, I guess it all depends (undergarments)
           Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments)

           Step back in the light (go, go)
           No more soiled nights alone
           Well, I guess that I don't have a care
           If I on't have a load in my underwear