Because
when I'm with you there's nothing I wouldn't do
           I just
want to be your only one
           I'm grasping
out at straws thinking back to what I saw
           That night
on the floor when we were all alone
           My love
life was getting so bland
           There
are only so many ways I can make love with my hand
           Sometimes
it makes me want to laugh
           Sometimes
I want to take my toaster in the bath
           Because
when I'm with you there's nothing I wouldn't do
           I just
want to be your only one
           I'm grasping
out at straws thinking back to what I saw
           That night
on the floor when we were all alone
           Who's gonna
be the odd man out?
           I don't
want to be the odd man out
           Is this
going to be the end
           Or are
you going to be my new girlfriend?