Wasting Time

           I'm wasting time thinking about a girl
           And stealing her away from her world
           She and I would run away
           I think of all the things that I'd say

           We'd talk about important things
           And I picture it in my dreams
           She'd teach me about modern art
           And I'd show her it's okay to fart and

           Maybe I'd impress her
           By being in a band and
           Maybe if I act real tough
           She'd let me hold her hand and
           Maybe I'll win her heart
           By writing this song about her

           Sometimes I sit at home and
           Wonder if she's sitting at home
           Thinking of me and wondering if I'm
           Sitting at home, thinking about her
           Or am I just wasting my time

           Remembering how she laughed at Kinko's
           When I made fun of that guy
           Remebering the look she gave me
           When I told her that I used to fry

           I really want to ask her out
           But my ego could never take it
           And even if I got the balls
           You know that the Cougar would never make it

           And in my town you can't drive naked

           And maybe I'd impress her
           By being in a band and
           Maybe if I act real tough
           She'd let me hold her hand and
           Maybe I'll win her heart
           By writing this song about her

           Sometimes I sit at home and
           Wonder if she's sitting at home
           Thinking of me and wondering if I'm
           Sitting at home, thinking about her
           Or am I just wasting my time

           Am I just wasting my time
           Am I just wasting my time
           Am I just wasting my time
           Wasting my time thinking about a girl