The Coffee Mug Homepage

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Coffee Mug HomePage

We have a DOMAIN name! http://coffeemugs.base.org

We sell all kinds of coffee mugs

We are the “oldest” coffee mug retailer on the World Wide Web.

**Contest!** Winner Announced!

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(very Funny as well!)

Click here to find out why coffee is better than a woman!

(a little coffee related joke)

Here Are your Options (or keep scrolling down)

Check out our bright colored catalog.

If you want to see our catalog

Then look below!

This mug is made of the finest ceramics avialable to mankind. Deep in the Gobi Desert nomadic tribes gather sand from the holy ground of Rakarka or Temple of the Spirits. It is said that any human drinking from a cup made from this sand will gain eternal life. This priceless piece of art and magic combined can be yours for an outrageous $103.45! Are we ripping you off! If you don't live forever for thirty days we will refund your money for a $25.00 shipping and handling fee.

If you know anybody by the name of Will then this Will be the perfect gift for Will. The name on the side of the mug, Will, Will provide them hours of joy. Will they like it. Of the course they Will, if their name is Will. The Greeks believed that Willpower is the key to success. Maybe you should put this Will mug in your Will for that special Will. Will you buy it. Will, Will call it a steal for $34.95

This cup was made from the organic materiels within a dung pile. It is without age and priceless. If you have a special someone that is full of shit for the most part, this is the perfect gift. Give the Gift of love, give them a dung pile mug.

Stryofoam is considered to be cheap and undurable. Would believe that ours isn't? Well it is. We carefully coat our stryofoam with rattlesnake semen which makes them durable and expensive. Aftertaste aside, this considered to be one of our best products. It's only a dollar a cup.

This mug was handmade in India by lepers during the flood of tutankumen. Anybody who drinks from this cup will immune to the Cum of Som Yung Guy. If you are attacked by that grotesque substance, quickly add water to the cup and wash yourself in a nude and erotic stance. This cup will only cost a finger or two.

This mug is for the snorers who are proud of their affliction. This cup is loud and obnoxious and so is your snoring. People will hate you. They will pick up their cups and hit you with them. Then they will stick their stirrers into your eyes, while the pour hot coffee down your shorts. This will hurt. Maybe you should get some those strips you put on your nose, to stop your loudass nose. We give these cups away. However, you will have to pay the shipping and handling fee which we raised considerbly for your punkass. $56.34

This Mug has a mind of it's own. Literally. Give it to a complete dumbass and watch them win a nobel prize with it's help. Every mug carries with it a PHD from Harvard and is a member of mensa. Your price:$200,345.00 or trade for firstborn child.

Our "swiss army mug". Altough deceptively simple looking, this is a mug of many uses. Put it on your head and you have a little hat! Throw it and you have a projectile capable of 10's of feet of travel. Put pencils in it to form a handy desk organizer. Make a swimming pool for your hamster! The features go on and on...So versatile we couldn't ask less than:$43.25

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Disclaimer: All the mugs are used in good fun and they are not meant to be purchased. They are also not meant to slander any organization they might come from. They are merely a collection of mugs with a humorous twist.

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