AJ: This friggin cross is freezin! Nick: Who's hand is on my leg? Brian: He has such firm legs! Howie: Why can't I lay next to Nick? Kevin: Reminds me of home...those lonely days in the log cabin, with my brothers......ahhhh!

AJ: M-I-C...K-E-Y...M-O-U-S-E!

Nick: It's my evil twin! Brian get him away! Justin: Yo dis da fool who be crampin my style? Brian: It looks ready to attack! Help me! Howie: I'll give it to him latin style! Joey: No Howie! That's my job!
AJ: It's about time we talked about this problem of ours... Nick: Ok AJ, but first I think you should take a tic-tac.