Let's face it folks. The Net is a great place
for people to vent their anger and frustration with the world. It's
also a great place for me to talk about my perversions. But, in all,
it's a wonderful place to find many different opinions and views on a wide
range of topics with the click of a mouse. This page is one big opinion
of mine. Alright, it's one big obsession of mine. And since
the traffic on this page has picked up, I've received a lot of emails from
all over the place. So, I figured I would share some of the better
ones here with you guys. Some are survey responses, others are just
plain emails, but all are enjoyable nonetheless. All email addresses
have been removed to protect the stupid.
(NAME) Angie
(EMAIL) **CUT**
(WHERE_FROM) My teacher for a test
(comments) I think that you need to clean up your foul mouth.
You don't need to cuss to get your point across. She made me write this.
(fav_girl) The Beautiful Girls of Tex Avery
From: **CUT** (Steel Il Kinth)
To: cgiwn@aol.com, **CUT**
Dear Sir,
I recently had the opportunity to peruse your well crafted, yet
entirely
disgusting, website. I must say, I was impressed at the volume
of
material you have available. Unfortunately, I was utterly
repulsed by
the content.
Perhaps I alone have this opinion, but I believe you are a very
disturbed individual. i cannot fathom what would lead to
such a
disgusting fetish of cartoon characters. Tell me, when you
were a young
child, were you ever dropped on your head or caught eating paint
chips?
Perhaps you lived under power lines, or played with mercury.
In any
case, something has obviously led you to not only a demented sexual
habit, but also into mass delusions.
I do not follow cartoons very closely, nor do pride myself on having
any
sort of knowledge about any of the characters. However, it is
intelligibly clear even to me that anyone who thinks any of the
Sailor
Scouts are lezbiens, has to be a fucking retard. I am sorry,
but
exactly how low is your IQ? You know, there are special-interest
groups
which can help you with your mental inefficiency. Oh, and
while we are
on the subject, how old are you? I would expect such an asinine
flaw in
the mental thought process from a horny teenager, but if you are
any
older than nineteen, you really are a stupid fuck.
In conclusion, I would suggest you seek professional mental help
in
dealing with your terrible misconceptions. Try the National Institute
of
the Mentally Imparied. Actually, you could probably benefit
from a
frontal lobotomy. Then, instead of "beating off to printed
out images
of cartoon characters," you could spend your time trying to catch
your
left hand in your right one. And don't worry, I'm sure the
Geryatrics
Society would be happy to help you out whenever you need it.
In case you are having trouble comprehending what I am telling you,
I
have provided a shorter and perhaps more understandable version
of my
letter below:
YOU FUCKING DICKWEED! STUPID SHIT EATING ASSHOLE! SEEK HELP,
GET LIFE,
SOLVE PROBLEM! IF NOT, DO WORLD FAVOR. TAKE MANY MANY
ADVIL! RID WORLD
OF LOSER FUCKNUT WHO SPANK IT TO CARTOONS!
I hope that was easier for you.
Sincerely,
A NORMAL person
From: **CUT** (Jaime Khublal)
To: CGIWN@aol.com
That was so cool.... NOT! You are a sick little
monkey! Now I'm not
saying there's anything wrong with checking out cartoon chicks...
whatever
floats your boat.. but you
are one perverse little bastard! I'll bet you've never even talked
to a
real girl! I didn't even bother to look at the peppermint patty
section.
PEPPERMINT PATTY?! What the hell are you, some kinda pedophile?
Geez!
That's just going too far. Get some help. Talk to real girls. It'll
work
wonders. Go to a party and drink your ass off. You'll probably
end up with
a real woman by the end of the night. Give it a shot, it'll change
your
life.
(NAME) david xavier sparks
(EMAIL) **CUT**
(WHERE_FROM) surfing the net for gore and whores!
(comments) i like the page it was very cool. i have
been reading comics for 13 years . i thougth i was the only person who
get a hard on from storm or the white queen of the hell firer club / mabee
we can get togther and get some hookers to dress up like the x chicks or
other comic girls!those new york hookers would be game/hehehehahamy favorit
chick is lady death /creamy white /big breast /and a bad ass attiude
(fav_girl) Someone That You Don't Have Listed
(NAME) Sara
(EMAIL) **CUT**
(WHERE_FROM) Through a cool links page from Australia
(comments) Oh man I'm a girl and fuck your page was so funny
I was like pissing myself laughing and you know I think that I might be
some sick bitch but when I read your stuff about those two Sailor lesbians
shit it really turned me on. And then you going on about you watching them
& the threesome. Man I just didn't think I could get turned on by such
a thing. Anyway cool site.
(fav_girl) The Sailor Scouts
From: **CUT**
To: CGIWN@aol.com
I've been like you since the day I was born!!! Cartoon chicks are
the fuckin'
hottest!!! Keep updating your site.....I need the material....
(NAME) riki
(EMAIL) **CUT**
(WHERE_FROM) From someone's links page.
(comments)
If this is all in fun, then it's hilarious, ya sick
bastard! But if you're not kidding, then I
think you fascination with little girs
is making me a little squeamish.
Please tell me it's in fun, OK?
(fav_girl) Someone That You Don't Have Listed
(NAME) lala
(EMAIL) **CUT**
(WHERE_FROM) i was looking 4 sexual jokes, i found this.
(comments)
i think its damn funny. if this hadnt bin done by nate, than
sum1 else would hav done it.
i am female and very NOT gay so dont think im one of them.
me
(fav_girl) None you sick fuck!!
(NAME) Harry P. Ness
(EMAIL) **CUT**
(WHERE_FROM) I found it on a list of useless pages
(comments) Your page is the most sick page I have ever seen,
you are a god damned horny bastard. You should get a life and stop saying
fuck all the time and trying to be cool. Cartoons are NOT hot, they are
just something made up in some other sick bastard's mind. You should go
find help for your friging weird condition. You're probably is some horny
bastard how will pay for sex.
(fav_girl) None you sick fuck!!
(NAME) angelface
(EMAIL) **CUT**
(WHERE_FROM) search engine
(comments)
Oh, I thought it was hilarious.
I knew men could be shallow, but. . .hahahaha, I don't even know
how to put it into words. Tell me you're pulling my leg!
(fav_girl) None you sick fuck!!
(NAME) bons
(EMAIL) **CUT**
(WHERE_FROM) looking for cartoon pix's to drool over
(comments)
YESSSS!!!!
however, i do appreciate the odd pornographic/nude
cartoon character.
my husband chuckles in background.
he wanted to put "none you sick fuck" on #2 cuz it's funny, but
he'd have to say the baroness, being a joe fan.
out of the ones you listed, i'd have to say velma and daphne.
i grew up on scooby doo, and have had a crush on both since 1st grade.
by the way, a girlfriend and i were d & v for halloween 2 years
ago. we looked nearly identical...esp. velma. i was daphne.
she's taller than me, though. however, i do have the hair colour, etc going
for me.
easy costume.
(fav_girl) None you sick fuck!!
(NAME) Oscar
(EMAIL) **CUT**
(WHERE_FROM) Yahooooo
(comments)
You're rightyou are a sick fuck!!!!!
Too bad you weren't born earlier in the age of fuck comics. Long
legged bimbos in tight tight gowns , slit to the ...hmmmmmmm.....,incredibially
high heels , breasts open to the nipple..When I was a kid they wouldn't
sell playboy or penthouse to a minor but who needed them.
(fav_girl) The Baroness
(NAME) poison elfe
(EMAIL) **CUT**
(WHERE_FROM) i was looking for gay male bondagege porn for
black menand i found you
(comments)
special one day offer i am a 15 year old girl want to nail me?
I love being in in girlscouts but now i think that i would like
to switch to boy scout leader anythg to get little boys alone in the woods
yes i do believe that it was my mothers taxidermied squrrill that
changed the course of my life. the first time i felt the course but tantelizing
fur run over my naked body, i knew in an instant what my true calling
is...
yes i was to be an accountant!
(fav_girl) Lara Croft
(NAME) iris
(EMAIL) **CUT**
(WHERE_FROM) mah friend sent me a link
(comments) your page....is how shall i say? interesting...although
in many ways grotesque i couldn't not look at the entire thing...call me
crazy...and however does geocities let u have all this,vulagrity? i don't
mind it but my goodness..isn't aginst their tos? keep up the good work
love...i have u bookmarked... 0)
(fav_girl) None you sick fuck!!
(NAME) Jennifer Shea
(EMAIL) **CUT**
(WHERE_FROM) 2E's Links
(comments) Alright, I'll be the first to admit it. I'm
an 18 yearold college girl who would love to go down on Sailor Moon!
I'm sorry but she is just such a gorgeous angel. As for the X-Girls
I always liked Jubilee. Will you have any of the Gen13 girls up anytime
soon? I love both Caitlin Fairchild and Roxy Carmicheal from that
comic--would enjoy a serious lip-lock with either one, I know Roxy could
give me the best orgasm of my Life! One question--how come you never see
the bulge in the crotch of male cartoon characters? I'd imagine some
would have to be hung well and have normal arousal when flirting with female
characters, but you never see it.
(fav_girl) The Sailor Scouts
(NAME) Gina
(EMAIL) **CUT**
(WHERE_FROM) just curious
(comments)
Just wanted you to know that they do make tits as big as Lara Croft's,
on a body that size....and I have them...and they ARE real
(fav_girl) None you sick fuck!!
(NAME) Tiffany
(EMAIL) **CUT**
(WHERE_FROM) Links.....
(comments) okay- i'm not a lesi.. but, I wanna say you aren't
weird. there are cartoon males i think are hot.. such as: Eric from The
Little Mermaid, the prince from Beauty and the Beast AND the prince from
Sleeping Beauty.. OH!! ANd who can forget that guy in Anistasia? He's a
hottie! Its not unusual.. just our vision of the perfect woman/man
(fav_girl) Someone That You Don't Have Listed