Dad: Ken
Mom: Kerri
Son/Enrique: Micheal Ian
Pacco: Micheal Patrick
(the rest of the State members play extras in the skit)
(man snoring)
Mom:Enrique, go wake up your papa!(pause)Don't wake him up like that, wake him up like this!
(water spalshing)
Dad:Madre deqios! Que pasa con el firehose?
Son:Papa it's Halloween and soon Pacco will come to the party and we have no Pinata.
All:Oh no!
(donkey braying)
Dad: Oh yes we do!
Mom:Hurry up! Pacco is coming up the block!
Dad:Give me the radial arm saw, and watch out for the chickens!
Son:Madre de dios!
(knocking)
All: Who is it?
Pacco:It's me, Pacco
All: Come in Pacco!
All:Happy Halloween Pacco!
Son: Pacco, I got you a present.It's under this thing...
(glass breaking)
Dad:oops! That was a rental!
Pacco:It's the most beautiful thing I ever saw...what does it do?
All:Don't shake it!
(loud explosion)
Son:Madre de dios!