It's the halloween Special
we're decking the halls
we're digging our own graves
and we're waxing our balls
CBS is anxious
they're all in a fus
They scraped the bottom of the barrel
untill they found us
They've promised us a series
if this last one goes well
We've got a better chance
of making snowmen in hell
the dwarf you just saw,
he's working for free
it was the last favor we could pull
in the showbiz indestry
Mac Davis turned CBS down
Doug Henning turned CBS down
the Osmonds couldn't be found,...
for the 43rd year in a row
we had no place better to go
We Know you're not watching at home
So we might just show you
color bars
and tone
cause' it's the last State Halloween Special
we'll se you in hell
the last State Halloween Specail
piss off and farewell!
We know that you don't care
what we put on the air
cause every TV
from sea to sea
is watching whatever's on...
ABC!
c'est la guerre!
it's the State's last Halloween Special
and...
who cares?