The following are a list of prank calls that Bart has made to Moe.
Hey, everybody, I.P. Freeley!
Hey, guys, I'm lookin' for a Jacques Strap.
Is there an Al Coholic here?
Call for Oliver Kloushoff.
I wanna Seymour Butts.
C'mon, one o' you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual.
Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?
Uh, hey, everbody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face big butt and mybutt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.
Somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass!
Come on guys, do I have a Bea O'Problem here?
Why can't I find Amanda Hugginkiss?
Hey, everybody, put down your glasses. Ivana Tinkle!
Aw, settle down. Anita Bath here?
All right, fine, fine. Maya Butreeks?
If you have some for me to add to my collection e-mail me them please! Just click on the beer can!