The following are a list of the Simpsons couch openings.

*Bart is squeezed off and pops into the air; during the shot of the TV, he is seen coming down

*The couch falls apart when everybody is on it

*Homer is sqeezed off his side of the couch

*Maggie is sqeezed off and pops into the air; she comes right down into Marge's arms

*Everybody fits on the couch

*The couch falls through the floor

*The "Simpson Shuffle"

*The couch unfolds into a bed

*Maggie ends up in Marge's hair

*Everybody fits, including Santa's Little Helper and Snowball II

*Grampa is lying on the couch sleeping

*Homer tips the couch over sideways; Maggie falls off, but lands on a couchcushion which is on the floor

*The couch is gone; everyone looks around the empty spot

*Homer bumps the others off

*The couch tips over backwards; Maggie pops up from behind it

*The couch tips over backwards; and everybody crashes through the back wall

*They sit, then Homer pulls Santa's Little Helper out from beneath him

*Everybody forms a pyramid

*Bart lands on everyone's lap

*Homer gets to the couch first and lies on it; the others sit on him

*The seat cushions are missing; when they sit, they "fall into" the couch *Two burglars are holding the couch as everybody sits on it, they are dumpedoff and the couch is carried away

*Santa's Little Helper is on the couch and keeps everyone off

*Everybody cartwheels to the couch (Maggies falls in her attempt and hopsthere) and strikes a "Ta-Da" pose*Everybody bounces up and down on the couch; Homer bounces from one side tothe other

*A space alien hears them coming, pulls a cord, and disappears through atrap door in the floor

*Everybody except Maggie bang their heads together and lie unconscious onthe floor

*Everybody stops as the couch is occupied - by the Flintstones

*The couch swallows everybody as it transforms into a monster

*The couch rotates 180 degrees through a secret door in the wall; an emptycouch takes its place

*As Maggie is already seated, the others run "past the edge of the film" andscurry back to the couch

*Simpson-sized skeletons sit on the couch

*The couch deflates (as if filled with air)

*Everybody has someone else's head, which they remove and switch

*There's a wooden chair in place of the couch; the adults share it, with thechildren on their laps

*Everybody forms a chorus line, which turns into a large production number

*Everybody is "miniature" and must climb a "giant" couch; Maggie has to bepulled up

*Everybody sits, just before the room is filled with other regularcharacters

*Everybody runs into each other and shatters on the floor; Santa's Little

*Helper examines the damage

*Everybody runs into each other and end up on the couch as a five-headed"blob"

*Everybody runs into each other and there's an explosion;eventually, thepacifier lands and bounces away

*Everybody, plus the couch, is crushed by a giant foot that is reminiscentof how "Monty Python's Flying Circus" opens

*Everybody stops as the couch is occupied - by an identical Simpson family

*A Zombie Simpson family crashes through the floor from below and sits onthe couch

*The couch is painted on a wall, which everyone runs through

*A fat man takes up most of the couch; everybody sqeezes into the tiny spotremaining

*The room is dark as five pairs of eyes go to the couch; light reveals thatit's only eyes, as eyeless bodies quickly enter, sit down, and reattach tothe eyes

*Everybody sits, the notice they're on the set of "Late Night with David Letterman" as "Dave" turns face foward

*Everybody pokes their head up from behind the couch (Maggie does it frombehind a cushion on the couch)

*Everybody sees two couches, then they split into two halves, each halfsitting on a couch

*Everybody is shaped like a ball and bounces around before they landing onthe couch and returning to normal

*Everybody sits, then Homer gets up, rips the FOX logo from the screencorner, and they all stamp on it

*Everybody begins seated as if on an invisible couch; the couch comes in inpieces and forms itself atop them, causing them to fall to the floor

*The floor is well underwater, and only the tops of everybody's heads arevisible until they reach the couch (Bart is using a snorkel)

*Everybody is "beamed aboard" the couch in original "Star Trek" style(complete with sound effect)

*Everybody enters with a mismatched head and limbs (for example, Bart's legis now Lisa' right arm, and Lisa's right arm's are where her legs shouldbe)

*Everybody bounces up off the couch and gets their heads stuck in the ceiling

*Everybody chases the couch as it, along with the back wall, moves backwardsaway from them

*Everybody runs by the same TV and couch again and again, all are grinning except for Maggie

*Everybody runs to the couch from a different side (Marge runs down the sideof the wall) in an M.C. Escher-style house

*The "James Bond" film opening, only with Homer in front of the couch firingthe gun

*In black & white, everybody (wearing Mickey Mouse gloves) do an old stylecartoon dance

*A giant Maggie, a slightly smaller Lisa, and so on down to a tiny Homer,sit on the couch

*As the Thompsons (Federal Witness Protection Program) a large netful offish empties on them, one fish flops around

*As they run to the couch, the wall recedes, and they chase the couch

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