TUX'S PAGE OF THE PARANOID

So, you're an AOL user, you're afraid of what people can do to you online. As well you should be!

You're an MSN client. You cater to Bill Gates's Windows-powered regime. You're afraid that big Bill might not be as protective as he used to be.

You're an independant ISP user, but you still know little or nothing about the internet and think that everything is out to get you.

This page is here to do one thing... Reinforce your false beliefs! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Be very afraid... you have entered my dark side. IF you wish to turn back, now is the time.

First off, I am all seeing, all knowing, I know who you are and where you live. Click here for a demonstration of my awesome power.

Next, I am cooler then you because I have lots of "NOW" buttons.

Next, if you are an AOL user, I suggest you back out now, as more then 2 minutes on this page will cause your account to be canceled forever... MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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