TOP TEN SIGNS YOU ARE BUILDING A CHARGER

10. YOUR HOUSE LOOKS LIKE THE STOCK ROOM AT PEPBOYS

9. EVERY EMPLOYEE AT THE PADDOCK JUST RECIEVED A 62 FT. YACHT AS A BONUS

8. YOU ARE NO LONGER AFRAID OF SPIDERS, RATS, SQUIRRELS, MICE, SNAKES, MILLIPIDES, BEES, WASPS, AND ANY OTHER UNIDENTIFIABLE INSECT/RODENT YOU PURCHASED WITH THE CAR

7. SEARS HAS HIRED A GUY JUST TO HANDLE YOUR RETURNS AT THE CRAFTSMAN COUNTER

6. MOST OF YOUR REPAIRS INVOLVE THE USE OF AN 8 FOOT PIPE

5. YOU JUST HAD LUNCH WITH THE YEAR ONE TECH SUPPORT GUY

4. THE NEIGHBORS LIKE YOUR DIXIE HORN SO MUCH, THEY'VE EVEN ASKED THE COPS TO LISTEN TO IT

3. IT'S JUST EASIER TO BUY BRAKE FLUID BY THE GALLON

2. YOU WERE ARRESTED DURING THE UPS STRIKE FOR BEATING ON A PARTS STORE CLERK WITH A GLASSPACK FOR NOT HAVING YOUR BRAKE SHOES IN

1. LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR SKIN WAS FEBRUARY OF 96

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